If your capabilities exceeded your expectations, take advantage. Announcements in toilets and public places (to help cleaners)

Don't throw bulls down the toilets!
We don't shit in your ashtrays!

Females are divided into - girls - women - old women.
Girls are divided into - already a girl - still a girl - a girl with a child.
Women are divided into - ladies - no ladies - ladies not for you.
And the old women do not share - they decompose!

Everything has already been written...

If you smoke bull,
don't throw it in the push
Better go to the toilet
and smoke again!

A person is not fed up with tea alone !!!

You do not drink from the toilet, there are germs and infection, pull the handle, drain the water, blow off the foam, and then drink!

LOVE, KISS, WAITING!!! and I LOOK AT YOU! FROM THE UNDERGROUND

Smile! You are filmed with a hidden camera!

If you have nothing to do, then do not do it here!!!

In your hands you hold happiness ...

What is the table, such is the chair

If the body is bad, use an enema, comrade.
Make sure comrade personally - the enema works perfectly!!!

You are a pun on us, and we are you - brown feces!

Don't leave your friends in the bidet...

I erected a monument to myself not made by hands -
Sixteen lines in a public restroom.

Here everything is native, everything is familiar,
Look - pleases the eye!
In bliss I fall again
On the coveted toilet.

Do not urinate on the walls - you will wash off the inscriptions!

Nothing good will come of you...

Rinse off regardless of the tasks and results achieved!

“Attention to all visitors! Doing our great work, we ask you to wash it off after yourself for the sake of others, and if the result EXCEEDS all your expectations, please use a brush!”

“Greetings to all who will have to stay here for a long time”

"a bright streak in your life" - the inscription above the roll of toilet paper.

"Lovely Ladies! Do not climb on the toilet with your feet, you have many other ways to be on top!!!”

In the school toilet: Dear children, as a matter of personal safety, we ask you to flush after getting up from the toilet!

"Dear pharaohs, please wash away your pyramids"

Please flush after yourself, you are not in the village!

Don't flatter yourself, come closer!

“If the result of our work exceeded all your expectations, don’t forget to flush the water!”

A sign in the institute's women's restroom: "Please do not throw meat pads outside"

In the toilet of one aviation regiment it was written: The success of bombing is forged on the ground!

Accuracy - the politeness of kings

On one toilet it was written: “The folk path will not overgrow to you!”

... let the walls of this toilet be decorated with humor and satire ...

The male says:
DURING THE BOMBING, HIDE UNDER THIS urinal, NO ONE GET THERE ANYWAY ....

In the club: if ABORTION is MURDER, then blowjob is cannibalism

"Smell the Freedom"

Dear athletes!!! Please don't skate on the toilet
get up!!!

The inscription on the flush button: DELETED

At friends' houses: "If there is no lock in the toilet,
So everyone is in the apartment"

At school, a sign was hung on the toilet door:
READING ROOM
and below:
open daily except weekends from 9.00 to 16.00

In the medical hostel on the toilet:
"Department of urination and feces!"

On the door "turn around and see if your conscience is clear"

The inscription in the toilet: add me as a friend!

Toilet sign:
“In the life of every person there comes a moment when any paper becomes valuable.

The inscription in the toilet in the hostel: you can not hit, buy a scope!
just below the same inscription only in English - especially for blacks

On the doors of the public toilet: “The toilet is paid. Price - negotiable“

"Attention! Leave no organic matter behind. Cleaning lady wields voodoo techniques

The toilet is not a podium! don't walk on it!!

Public areas are under video surveillance. All!

Spat? Raise your head! Smile, you are being filmed by a hidden camera!

Fuckers, losers and representatives of sexual minorities smoke here.

Dear visitors, practice your aimed fire, look back after firing. In case of mistakes made by you, use a brush. Leave the target clear for the next shooter.
Otherwise, a video with your personality and your achievements will be sent to Youtube.

Dear comrades and gentlemen!
We kindly request - do not be Neanderthals, flush after yourself in the toilet!
A separate request to men: pump your muscles - raise the toilet seat before the process!

Dear men!
Get into the hole, please!

Sit comfortably, don't be shy!

Regardless of the goals and results achieved, please flush after yourself!
If the achieved goals exceeded all expectations - use a brush!

Please take with you what did not fall into the toilet!

Don't flatter yourself - come closer!

The main thing is not to run, but to convey!

Use the toilet strictly for its intended purpose!
Swimming, shaving and washing clothes are strictly prohibited!

When using the toilet, please be as accurate as possible!

Don't put your feet on the toilet!
This is not a circus! You are not acrobats!

No matter how hard you try
Nothing good will come of you!

Dear participants of the outhouse sacrament!
Do not forget that the toilet brush is not a design installation,
as some people think!

I remember that in our hostel there was an announcement in the toilet: "It is forbidden to piss with crooked dicks!". Now I work in the office, everything here is decorous, noble, all intellectuals, and the announcement in the toilet is appropriate: "Dear employees, be careful! Respect the work of cleaners!"
The toilets in the dorm were much cleaner.

Announcement in the office toilet:

"Dear assholes! Please, after the next confirmation of your status, do not forget to raise the seat back, because others will come for you.
Dear rascals! Please, if you find the seat not raised - raise it, because it is not known when you yourself will feel like becoming assholes.
Show concern for your neighbors!
Administration"

An announcement was hung in our house: "Dear residents, in connection with the overpopulation of the microdistrict, signatures are being collected for the opening kindergarten, clinics, schools, swimming pools and a lunatic asylum. Administration."

CAVITA: Our job ad was posted saying we need a janitor and cleaner. Some kind of Ravshan comes, he does not understand a word of Russian.
CAVITA: We ask: Did you come to work to get a job?
CAVITA: He apparently heard the word familiar, nodding, shouting: work! yes, work!
CAVITA: We ask: for what position?
CAVITA: He's like this (in Jamshut's real voice): Tajiiiiik!

Isn't it time to go crazy
From crazy, achieved goals,
From blind, bloody zeal,
Isn't it time to go crazy?

Isn't it time to go crazy
From a pocket bottomless with time
From the earth, like a stub, eaten,
Isn't it time to go crazy?

Isn't it time to go crazy
From peoples still undernourished,
From the war between all neighbors,
Isn't it time to go crazy?

Isn't it time to go crazy
From sugar with sugar eating,
From bursting, champing, farting,
To the world community with bitches
Isn't it time to go crazy?
A.Kharik

At work, in the toilet, a cleaning lady who came to put up an ad:

"Gentlemen!!
Please be more precise!
Otherwise, I will wash the cups with the same rag as the toilet!
Office environmental manager

Recently in the men's room of our FAA (Financial Administrative
management) secretaries, at the direction of their leader, hung the following
announcement (in 4 copies): "Dear Sirs. Observe the frequency and
order". What the girls meant by "frequency" remained a mystery, but
respected gentlemen came out of the toilet with smiles or mysterious
facial expression.
True, a day later the ad was changed, one word was replaced: "Frequency"
to "Purity".

We have a smoking room in the toilet at work, and an ashtray costs enough
inconvenient for ashes to rot into it.
Accordingly, urinals are often used as ashtrays.
So.
1. A couple of years ago, they put up a terrific announcement:
SHAKE OFF! Of course it didn't last long...
2. Just the other day, they put up an ad again: "DO NOT SHAKE THE ASH IN
URINS!", so one joker (I even know who!) Added a comma ...
"DO NOT SHAKE THE ASH IN THE PISS, ARE!"
Here, in general, that's all.

Today, a new announcement was hung near the front door. As always,
printed
it is on an old dot matrix printer, the text is visible only if you approach almost
close. I approached, read: "Dear residents, be careful, it is possible
falling tiles"... Curtain.

House with shit?
So we hung an announcement at the dean's office: by the decree of the rector, no stipend will be paid to first-year students who have not passed defloration. For defloration questions, contact the dean's office. Dean such and such.
It seems that they applied, because then an announcement appeared: unauthorized posting of announcements will be related to expulsion. Dean.