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Leading
Cook
Peasant
Pig

Leading:
And now to the stage with us
A special guest will come out
From everything that I did, myself
He takes samples.
Each craft it
Owns at least a little
Just the way he can
Hardly anyone can.
No lotions or perfumes
Smells very delicious.
Hands are clean
Wash from morning to night!
He knows how to distinguish
Third from second.
Who is he just guessing
These are kids, …

The facilitator pauses, allowing the audience to respond.

Spectators:
Cook!

The Cook comes out from behind the scenes.

Cook:
I hope among you
There are no little ones
Those who for an hour
Do not shove the cutlet.
Such a sad look
Until the end of the century!
A good appetite
Makes a person beautiful!
I conjure at the stove
In a tall hat.
To delicious dreams
Completed on time
To "enough" and "a little bit"
I was not told
And without any "I do not want"
Ate and praised!
Here, today and now
A miracle will happen
I will cook for you
Branded…

Spectators:
Dish!

Leading:
Submit inventory here
Cooking ahead!
Here's a table, and here's a stove.
What else?

A stove and a table appear on the stage. The host gives the Cook all the items in turn in the order in which he asks.

Cook:
Skimmer,
Grater, mixer and knives
Different size.

The Host hands the Chef a hefty knife.

Leading:
So. Well, that's all, it seems.
Cook:
The knife is too big.

The cook removes the knife under the screen. The host hands him a smaller knife. The cook is looking at him.

Leading:
This?
Cook:
Gotta sharpen up!

The host sharpens the knife and gives it to the Cook.

Cook:
And also, lapula,
To steam and cook
I need…

The chef pauses, giving the audience a chance to respond.

Spectators:
Pan!

The Host gives the Cook a pan. The cook puts it on the stove. A Peasant appears on the stage, pushing a box in front of him, with lush tops sticking out of it.

Peasant:
Get it!
Cook:
What's this?
Peasant:
Fresh food:
Meat, eggs, milk,
Vegetables and fruits!
I brought it from the village
To give to you personally!
Cook:
Coconut was also on the list.
Peasant:
Sorry, but out of stock.
We have a problem with them
Eternal in the garden -
Planted more than once before winter,
So after all, no, they do not rise!
Leading:
Pour boiling water over them
And keep it in a greenhouse -
Like on the seashore
They will sway!
Cook:
My recipe without coconut
It simply dies!
But, since there is no coconut,
So no coconut.
The cook opens the box.
Cook:
First of all, I am a carrot
Finely ours.
Peasant (boastfully)
O! Carrots are my love!
Sort of "Klondike"! Such
You won't find it anywhere...

The cook pulls the carrots by the tops and pulls out the carrot core.

Cook:
What are these jokes?
From it to cook for me
Dish? No, you bastards!
Okay, since there are no carrots,
There will be no carrots!
Where is the meat for cutlets?

A meat grinder appears on the scene. The cook looks into the box. A pig's snout protrudes towards him. A contented grunt and champ is heard.

Cook (indignantly):
What is it?
Peasant:
So pork! First grade!
Very fresh!
(Pig)
Oh, you, my dear!
It's nice how it grunts!
Cook:
So much meat for me
No need for cutlets!
Peasant:
So cut you off her
From the front or from the back!

The cook takes out the largest knife and cautiously approaches the box. The pig jumps out and runs away with a screech. The cook rushes after him. They knock over the meat grinder, the stove, the table and the pan and run noisily up and down the stage. Finally, the Cook falls and drops the knife. The pig hides behind the scenes.

Cook (breathing heavily):
Run away, and hello!
Peasant:
What to take with her - cattle!
Cook (with a sigh):
Okay, since there is no pork,
There will be no pork!

The cook and the Peasant look into the box.

Peasant:
There is nothing to get away from here!
Cook (indignantly):
Yes, your "meat"
I ate everything clean
All my supplies!

The Pig comes out from behind and grunts loudly.

Cook:
If she doesn't want to know
What food product
Take her to
Reeducation!

The peasant takes the Pig and leaves. The cook restores order on the stage - puts the stove and the table in their original place.

Cook (contritely):
They gave me a pig
Yes, even on stage!
How is my cooking now
Will the audience appreciate it?
Leading:
Don't be sad, I have
There is flour, jam,
Sugar, oil...

The host passes the products to the chef.

Cook (happily):
So I
I will bake...

Spectators:
Cookies!

The cook takes out a bowl and starts putting food into it.

Cook:
Beat eggs with sugar
Mixer. Ready!

The cook takes out a mixer and buzzes it around in the bowl. Then add the following ingredients.

Cook:
Put oil, soda, salt
And we interfere again.

The cook removes the mixer.

Leading:
And now it's the turn of flour!

The host takes a pack and wants to put it in a bowl. The cook stops him.

Cook:
Who is in such a hurry!
We'll sift through it all
Through this...

The cook takes out a sieve from behind the screen and pauses, giving the audience the opportunity to respond.

Spectators:
Sieve!
Leading:
So she's not in lumps,
Is it necessary?
Cook:
We should become flour
Light and airy.
We shake, shake, shake...
Okay! Wonderful!
Now let's mix everything.
And ready...

The chef pauses, giving the audience a chance to respond.

Spectators:
Dough!
Cook:
Time to roll out the dough
Special stick.
This chef's stick
They call...

The chef pauses, giving the audience a chance to respond.

Spectators:
Rolling pin!

The cook rolls a rolling pin on the table, and then takes a glass and pretends to cut circles.

Cook:
Cut out circles. Well,
How does it come out?

Leading:
Deftly!

Cook:
Now for five minutes
Let's put it in…

The chef pauses, giving the audience a chance to respond.

Spectators:
Oven!

The cook puts a baking sheet in the oven and immediately takes out a real plate of cookies.

Cook:
Eat up, kids!

The host takes the plate, tastes it himself and distributes the cookies to the audience.

Leading:
Delicious cookies!

Cook:
This is for all of you from me
Not for fun!
Children - those who eat - grow.
Cheeks - in! Blush!
You can put at least a pud
Books in their schoolbag.
Who eats too little
He, believe me, brothers,
Weight will not master knowledge -
May break.
Eat - get strong
And a beautiful face!

Leading:
What should we all say
Chef?

The facilitator pauses, allowing the audience to respond.

Spectators:
Thanks!

The cook leaves the stage.

The presenter and the audience applauded.

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(a dissatisfied client and a cheerful waiter of a prestigious restaurant come out with frowning eyebrows, wearing a bow tie and a napkin thrown over his arm. The waiter with a helpful bow answers all the client’s dissatisfaction. Couplets
you can sing like ditties, or just talk)

DISSATISFIED CUSTOMER

I ate a kulebyaka in the dining room,
I immediately realized - I ate byaku!
And now I'm in catering
The path will always be closed!

WAITER IN A PRESTIGIOUS RESTAURANT

Come to us, don't be afraid
Don't worry about your stomach!
Our chefs are all wonderful
They try all the dishes!

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16 dec 2011

HOST:

Dear friends!
There are many opinions about diets,
We will not judge strictly!
Suggest for comparison
You listen to impressions
Everyone will tell us about her
Three noble guests,
And the fourth guest is a Yakut,
He is not in vain here today!
He does not recognize diets,
Everything in a row always chews!

Meet dear guests!

(four participants come out, one is dressed as a Yakut, the other is lame, the third is very thin, and the fourth has a large sign on his chest, on which the word “sugar” is written and crossed out crosswise, that is, he does not use sugar. Who is on a diet - he sings his ditty, and every time the Yakut sings his own, in contrast, thereby proving that dieting is useless)

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20 but I 2011

HOST:

Dear birthday, dear guests!
I don't understand, maybe I'm in art,
Forgive me, friends for this,
But I approve, God sees, the presence
On the anniversary of the lady from the ballet!

(a very fat man runs out on tiptoe like a ballet, comically dressed up as a ballerina, that is, with a naked torso, in a ballet tutu, in white socks and sneakers, a headband with a white feather on his head, he sings a song)

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10 but I 2011

HOST:

My friends! We're all here frankly
We can speak medically!
So no shame at all
Invite such a guest to the holiday!
Meet! bladder now
Sing a treble song for you!

(The bladder comes out - this is a man who has an inflated ball tied in front of his waist, half filled with water. He sings a song)

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In addition to the festive content, we recommend everyone to watch this news!

10 but I 2011

HOST:

Our acupuncture
Good luck God!
Before her and surgery
Dropped my eyes already!
You about this patient
Everything will be revealed at this moment!

(the patient of the acupuncturist comes out, all studded with needles, for this you can stick large nails on him with adhesive tape. He sings a song)

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01 but I 2011

(several men from among the guests come out and say words addressed to the birthday girl, dividing this text among themselves)

amazing thing,
How the hostess managed everything:
I assembled a beautiful table,
Made beauty!
Hairstyle like on parade
And mystery in the eyes!
And take a look at the outfit:
This outfit just do waste!
She is beautiful to all of us.
And it becomes clear to us
We all have problems!
Digressing from the topic
I'll tell you a secret:
We fell in love, no doubt!
But reciprocity is impossible
Our fate is hopeless!
She has a serious husband
He is strong, strong and hefty!
He doesn't understand our feelings.
He will find a way against us!
So we just congratulate
And almost without toast:
Happy birthday dear
You are always like family to us!
We give you our hearts
We give, shaking off sadness from the face!

(each of the participants in the scene gives the birthday girl a souvenir heart)

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01 but I 2011

HOST:

There is no sadder story in the world
Than a story about an uneaten cutlet!

(the therapist's patient comes out, bent over from colic, in his hands is a plate with a suspicious-looking half-eaten cutlet. He sings a song)

SONG OF THE VICTIMS OF THE SEMI-FINISHED PRODUCT
(to the motive of the song “Oh, what a woman”!)

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Catering Day

Part I
Leaders in cooks' costumes, a ladle behind their belt, a towel thrown over their arm)

Ved1: The chef cooks for the kids
Soup, potatoes, meatballs
Cooks porridge-semolina
Salad with sour cream
Pretzels, tortillas
Get your spoons ready!
Ved2: Give the cook food:
Poultry meat, dried fruits,
Rice, potatoes... And then
Delicious food awaits you.
Ved1: Good afternoon, dear colleagues, workers of the most delicious profession.
Ved2 : We sincerely, with great appetite and love, congratulate you on your and our professional holiday!
Ved1: Why is it ours? They have a holiday, and you and I came to spend a delicious karparotivchik!
Ved2: Everyone who at least once in their life cooked scrambled eggs, made a cucumber salad, fried pancakes or just washed the dishes, can safely join our holiday.
Ved1: Great! Happy holiday, join us all, rest the country!
Ved2: . And so, we begin our holiday, and offer raising glasses to drink for this wonderful holiday, and taste what we ourselves have prepared.
Ved1: In the meantime, the wine is poured into glasses, we give the floor to ____________________ (leader)
Ved2: The cook at the stove creates
As he soars on wings.
Everything rages around him
The kitchen is his forge.
Ved1: Each of his creations
Just a fairy tale, food,
Thoughts, creativity flight.
Those who have tried will understand
Ved2: Do you think there are people who have never tasted the creations of cooking?
Ved1 : What are you? Do you seriously think that our people would go hungry?
Ved2: This is why I love our profession. That we can always satisfy people's hunger.
Ved1: And a well-fed man kind person! Let's raise our glasses to the kindness of the human soul, which is born thanks to our work.
Ved2 : Well, while everyone is preparing to drink this wonderful toast, we propose to congratulate our colleagues _________ (trade union organization)
Ved1: Even the great Hippocrates said: "Proper nutrition is not just nutrition, but a guarantee of our health, beauty and life, and a real art."
Ved2 : And here is the Brazilian scientist, chairman of the Executive Committee of the Organization for Food and Agriculture At the UN, Josua de Castro wrote: “It is now quite clear that food is the most powerful antibiotic, since it best protects the body from any microbes. If the world population were well fed, we would hardly need antibiotics and other medicines.”
Ved1 : Well, since great people think so, we have no choice but to present certificates and diplomas to people who save our body from harmful microbes.
Ved2 : And so attention! We are starting the award process.
Ved1: In the nomination "Best in the profession" is awarded ___________
Ved2: In the nomination "Creator of his own business" is awarded ___________
Ved1 : In the nomination "Culinary masterpiece" is awarded ________
Ved2: In the nomination "For devotion to the chosen profession" is awarded to ________________
(You can add more nominations if you wish. Certificates can be presented by senior employees, managers, interns, etc.)
Ved1: Well, friends, the titles need to be washed, and therefore we offer to fill our glasses.
Ved2: I don’t know about you, but I think it’s time to dance a little, not yet stand at the stove.
Ved1: I completely agree with you, and therefore we announce a dance marathon.

The dance marathon lasts 30-40 minutes, this time is enough to update the table setting and prepare for the second part of the carparative

Part II

Ved1: Dear friends, we invite you to take your seats at the festive dostarkhan, our holiday continues.
Ved2: Walks in a white cap
With a cook in hand.
He cooks dinner for us.
Porridge, cabbage soup and vinaigrette.
Ved1: Chef is cheerful
I cook
Crap.
There is no tastier
He's the only one like that.
Crap
Anywhere -
Not great
And not small.
Up I
Tossed it up
And caught.
He is an acrobat.
Like a circus performer
With dexterity
Trick
Demonstrates
Mine:
SALTO-MORTAL
ON THE PAN.
To you
not see
Such
Nowhere.
Ved2: And we invite our guests to measure their strength and take part in competitions.
Ved1: And so you invite three people to participate in the competition "Great taster"

Conditions of the competition: the participants are tied with a graz and they must identify products such as bay leaf, ground black pepper, rye bread, apple, seasonings, etc. by smell or taste. All products are laid out on different plates, the host takes turns serving the participants

Ved2: Well done, you did a good job, and for this you get a prize.
Ved1: And to participate in the next competition, we invite the youngest employees of the organization, the competition is called "Skins"

All participants of this competition are divided into two teams. We insert tubes for a cocktail into a bottle with a kampot or a drink according to the number of participants, the team that first drinks all the contents wins.

Ved2: Well done, the winning team is awarded with souvenirs, and the losing team is punished! You are not allowed to peel potatoes for a week.
Ved1: Tell me, dear colleagues, what are you doing standing at the stove?

Participants' responses follow

Ved2: Right. But besides the fact that you create your culinary masterpieces, it seems to me that each of you purrs something under your breath.
Ved1 : Now we will check this, the next competition is called "Not by Bread Alone ..."
Ved2: In this competition, you will need to portray a “musical masterpiece” to the soundtrack of a song you know
Ved1 : And so, we invite four comers, and now we will determine who you will portray on our stage.

On pre-prepared cards, the names of famous performers A. Pugacheva, V. Serdyuchka, N. Baskov, L. Levchenko (at the request of the organizers, the names of the singers can be changed

Ved2: Very well, we have decided who is who, and we invite our artists to go to the dressing room

It is necessary to prepare phonograms of famous songs of these performers in advance, and clothing accessories corresponding to the clothes of the artists.

Ved1 : And so meet, Verka Serdyuchka sings for you!
Ved2 : And now the inimitable Nikolai Baskov is on stage!
Ved1: Meet our star Olivier continues Lev Leshchenko!
Ved2: Dear friends, a star sings for you - Alla Pugacheva!
Ved1 : Many thanks to our artists, now we see that a talented person is talented in everything.

All participants are given souvenirs.

Ved2: Cook, cook, where's lunch?
Ved1:. I don't have lunch!
Ved2:. There was lunch, but there was nothing left of it.
I looked for him in boilers, under tables, on tables,
I searched the cupboards and the shelf, all in vain, all to no avail!
I remember there were one hundred and eleven cutlets for lunch,
one hundred and eleven cakes, custards and all kinds.
And three buckets of compote were cooked in the morning.
In that cauldron there was okroshka, and in the other there was potatoes,
And there was cottage cheese in the pan ...
Ved1: I tried a little
And then a little more
And then some more,
And then a little more
And then another piece
And then he tasted
After took and had lunch.
I looked: there is no lunch,
I don't know where lunch is!
Ved2 : Yes, I see you like to eat….
Ved1: Dear friends, we are pleased to offer the floor to the oldest worker, the creator of borscht and soups, the genius of salads and the serving master ________________________
Ved2: A good cook is like an artist
With a palette of fruits, cream, roses
Creates the luxury of cakes,
Connoisseur of recipes, flavors, doses.
Ved1: He is a musician - a good cook!
Create from a range of flavors
Concert - on this, the right word,
Only a great cook is capable.
Ved2: Crisp sculptor,
Juggler, artist, sorcerer, sniffer,
Master of Science,
Great magician, trickster...
Ved1: In poetry, the magician of the word
The shortest one knows the way to the Muse.
And like a poet, a good cook
Will reveal to us what is the salt and the essence.
Ved2: How Couturier dictates fashion
So the cook, blowing fog,
Makes the weather in tastes
Ac kitchen, a true gourmet.
Ved1: And for the hungry people
In hot white clouds
Gluttony to please
Performs abundance and scope.
Ved2: We again propose to raise a toast to the people in white coats.
Ved1: Well, that's the end of our meeting.
Ved2: It was our pleasure to spend this evening with you.
Ved1: We wish you good health, family well-being
Ved2 : Creative longevity and new creations
Ved1:. Good luck, patience and of course love ...
Ved2: But love not only for your profession, but love for your neighbors.
Ved1: Love and be loved…..
Ved2: Thank you for your not easy, but such a noble work
Ved1 : See you soon!

You can finish the event with a dance marathon, and those who wish to invite to the teahouse