1.To stroke from the front, you need to lick from the back.

2. Hair all around, sausage in the middle.

3.What fellow is dripping from the end in the morning?

4. It’s black on top, red inside, it’s so beautiful when you put it in.

5. Hair on hair, body on body and the dark business begins.

6. Sometimes it’s cold, sometimes it’s hot, sometimes it’s hanging, sometimes it’s standing.

7. There - here - back, it’s nice for you and me.

8.Why are you looking at me? Undress, I'm yours!

9.Dangling between the legs at X is called.

10.The hairy head goes behind the cheek deftly.

11. We are daring guys and climb into sex cracks!

12. Lying on your back - no one needs it. Lean it against the wall - it will come in handy.

13.Small, white, with a tail, drinks blood. Pull the string - heavenly pleasure.

14. In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure.

15. Remember it a little, it will become hard like potatoes.

16. I’ll take it in my hands, squeeze it tightly - it will become elastic and hard as a turnip.

17. The red head climbs into the hole deftly.

18.Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has one.

19.If it weren’t for grandma’s shaggy clothes, grandpa’s beaters would have frozen.

20. Above the knee, below the navel - what do they put it in? What’s their name?

21. Above the knee, below the navel, the hole is large enough to fit a hand.

22. Not horseradish, not carrot - red head.

23. Without arms, without legs - jump on a woman.

24.Long, red, not dangerous in appearance. The man will jump up if he wants, and the woman will wait.

GUESSES

1. Postage stamp

2.Corn

3. Faucet, Kettle, Icicle

7.Swing, Toothbrush

8.Bed

9.Tape, Trunk, Tail

12.Staircase

13.Tampax

18. Highlight

19. Mittens

22.Pioneer in cap

Riddles from "Murzilka"

There is a legend that in the 80s, the magazine “Murzilka”, which was published for primary school age, published very ambiguous riddles. Either this “secret sex educational program” was a sophisticated author’s revenge on the puritanical censorship in the USSR in general and editors in particular, or it was just entertainment. Or maybe even an unconscious Freudian projection of sexual complexes into creativity. Riddles, however, are still in circulation to this day: who hasn’t heard the famous “back and forth, it’s nice for you and me” or “which guy is dripping from the end in the morning”?

If for some strange reason you don’t know the answers, you can try to solve them. Answers via link

To stroke from the front, you need to lick from the back. (Postage Stamp)

Which guy is always dripping from the end? (Kettle, samovar, water tap)

Hair all around, sausage in the middle. (Corn)

It's black on top, red inside, it's so beautiful when you put it in. (Galoshes)

Hair on hair, body on body and the dark business begins. (Eyelids)

Back and forth, back and forth, it’s nice for you and me. (Swing)

Why are you looking at me? Undress, I'm yours! (Bed)

The hairy head goes behind the cheek deftly. (Toothbrush)

We are daring guys who climb into sex cracks! (Cockroaches)

Lying on his back - no one needs him. Lean it against the wall - it will come in handy. (Ladder)

In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure. (Movie)

Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has one. (Highlight)

Just remember it a little, it will become as hard as a potato. (Snowball)

I’ll take it in my hands, I’ll squeeze it tightly - It will become elastic and hard, like a turnip. (Snowball)

The red head climbs into the hole deftly. (Woodpecker)

If it weren’t for grandma’s shaggy clothes, grandpa’s beaters would be freezing. (Mittens)

Not a horseradish, not a carrot - a red head. (Pioneer)

He came up from behind, stuck it in and walked away. (Slippers)

I take it with both hands, put it between my legs, make movements, and enjoy it. (Bike)

True or fake?

In RuNet, these riddles are widely circulated, and almost everywhere in the comments there are debates on the topic “it happened or it didn’t happen.” There are people who “have personally seen and personally read”; they are opposed by others who “20 years ago loved the magazine and did not miss a single issue, but this did not happen, and, in fact, it could not have happened.”

Of course, it’s impossible to say for sure, but most likely it’s a fake. There are quite a few preserved files of “Murzilka”, and the “mysteries”, if they really existed, would probably have been brought to light long ago. By the way, the same archives for the period of interest to us, you can see what kind of riddles were in use. Well, control over materials was then ironclad, ideologically verified - especially over children's materials.

And if “you remember it a little, it will become hard as a potato” can still be hard to believe, then “small, black, wrinkled - every woman has it” in a children's magazine is completely unimaginable due to the unchildishness of even an innocent meaning.

The origin of the riddles is most likely explained by ordinary children's yard folklore. Moreover, there is actually a lot of this kind of “creativity”.

Continuation

These “riddles” don’t even pretend to be “Murzil”, although the idea is absolutely the same. The answers are also nearby, in white font, the mouse can help.

Now cold, now hot, now hanging, now standing. It consists of three letters, with a “U” in the middle. (Shower)

A boy and a girl were doing something in the grass on "E". (Ate blackberries)

When he works, he stands, When he finishes, he bows, It consists of three letters, It starts with “x”. (Chorus)

As soon as he gets up, he will reach the sky. (Rainbow)

How good it is for you and me when you lie on your back... (Hedgehog with an apple)

Without arms, without legs, and crawls out of his underpants. (T-shirt)

From a furry cannon, Petya threw a pebble. Guess, children, what Petya threw at Masha. (Dandelion)

It dangles during the day and sticks in at night. (Slip-on door hook)

The woman puts the hole in and the grandfather fills the tip. They grunt and sleep like that all night. (Slip-on door hook and loop)

It dangles between the legs, it’s called “x”. (Tail)

It is inserted dry, taken out wet, composed of three letters, ending with “th”. (Tea)

Schwarzenegger has it long, Jackie Chan has it short, Madonna doesn’t have it at all, and the Pope hasn’t used it for a long time. (Surname)

Above the knee, below the navel, the hole is large enough to fit an arm. (Pocket)

Take it with two fingers and insert it into the hole with the hair. It goes there dry and strong, from there it goes wet and powerless. (Snuff)

Go to the garden bed and pull the shaggy hair. If you are bad and weak, you will not get along with the woman. (Harvesting turnips)

Wipe it with your hands, wrap your lips around it, insert it into her hole, pretend, and she will scream! (horn)

Long, red, not dangerous in appearance, the man will jump up if he wants, and the woman will wait. (Tram)

You sweat for half an hour - you're in awe for five minutes. (Sledding downhill)

Red head, under it - a beard, gets up early in the morning, doesn't let Masha sleep! (Cockerel)

Red, smelly, shaking between the legs. (Motorbike)

No arms, no legs, jump on a woman. (Yoke)

What do the boy and the girl have in the same place? The boy has three letters, the girl has five? Hint: the boy has the letter U in the middle of the word, the girl’s word ends with A. (Forehead and Bangs)

The thicker and longer, the sweeter the girl! (Scythe)

The hard is inserted into the soft, and the balls dangle nearby? (Earrings.)

Two jokes on the topic

The magazine "Rabotnitsa" held a competition. Three questions had to be answered. The main prize was awarded to a 12-year-old boy, Petenka. A 70-year-old pensioner writes to the magazine: “So they say, I’ve known women since I was 15 years old! Answered all questions. And you’re giving the prize to some sucker.” Reply from “Rabotnitsa” magazine: “Dear reader! To the first question: “Where do women have the curliest hair?”, the boy Petenka answered correctly: “IN CENTRAL AFRICA!” What did you answer? And they also drew... To the second question: “What is the most important organ of women?”, the boy Petenka answered correctly: “WORLD WOMEN’S ORGANIZATION” What did you answer? And they also drew... And finally, to the third question: “What does every woman look forward to every month?”, the boy Petenka answered correctly: “THE NEW ISSUE OF OUR MAGAZINE”! What did you answer?! Thank you, at least you didn’t draw it...

Vovochka addresses the teacher:
- Mary Ivanna, I'm too smart to sit in first class. My sister is already in third grade, but I’m smarter than her. So I also want to go to third grade!
- Well, well, let's go to the director, if he agrees, he will transfer you to third grade.
The teacher leaves Vovochka next to the director’s office, goes there herself and explains the situation to the director. He answers:
- Well, let him come in, I’ll now ask him a few questions that he probably won’t answer, so he’ll have to stay in first grade.
The teacher calls Vovochka, she and the director offer him an “exam”, and he agrees. The director begins:
- Tell me, Vovochka, how much is 3x3?
- 9.
- How much is 6x6?
- 36.
The director spends an hour asking him questions that only an excellent third-grader could handle, and Vovochka answers without hesitation every time. Seeing that the student is indeed precocious, the director gives up and agrees to transfer him to third grade. However, the teacher intervenes here:
-Can I ask you a few questions?
The director and Vovochka agree. The teacher begins:
- Why does the cow have four, why do I have two?
- Legs.
- What do you have in your pants that I don’t?
The director nervously adjusts his glasses and is about to intervene, but Vovochka immediately answers:
- Pockets.
- What does a woman have both in the middle and behind, and a man only behind?
(The director takes his breath away)
- Letter N.
-Where do women have the curliest hair?
(The director has a grimace of horror on his face)
- In Africa, Mary Ivanna.
- What is it: soft, but women’s hands make it hard?
(The director rolls his eyes wildly)
- Nail polish.
- What is in the middle of women's legs?
(The director can't believe his ears)
- Knees.
- What is wider in a married woman than in an unmarried woman?
- Bed.
- What starts with “for” and is at the back of all of us?
(The director begins to break out in a cold sweat)
- Back of the head, Mary Ivanna.
- What starts with P, ends with A, and is given to other people to enjoy?
(The director covers his face with his hands)
- When there were no CDs yet, it was a record.
The director, unable to stand it any longer, interrupts the teacher:
- That's enough! I'm transferring him straight to 6th grade. I just answered all these questions incorrectly to myself!!!

There is a legend that in the 80s, the magazine “Murzilka”, which was published for primary school age, published very ambiguous riddles. Either this “secret sex educational program” was a sophisticated author’s revenge on the puritanical censorship in the USSR in general and editors in particular, or it was just entertainment. Or maybe even an unconscious Freudian projection of sexual complexes into creativity. Riddles, however, are still in circulation to this day: who hasn’t heard the famous “back and forth, it’s nice for you and me” or “which guy is dripping from the end in the morning”?

Puzzles

If for some strange reason you don’t know the answers, you can try to solve them. The answers are nearby, you need to select them with the mouse.

To stroke from the front, you need to lick from the back. (Postage Stamp)

Which guy is always dripping from the end? (Kettle, samovar, water tap)

Hair all around, sausage in the middle. (Corn)

It's black on top, red inside, it's so beautiful when you put it in. (Galoshes)

Hair on hair, body on body and the dark business begins. (Eyelids)

Back and forth, back and forth, it’s nice for you and me. (Swing)

Why are you looking at me? Undress, I'm yours! (Bed)

The hairy head goes behind the cheek deftly. (Toothbrush)

We are daring guys who climb into sex cracks! (Cockroaches)

Lying on his back - no one needs him. Lean it against the wall - it will come in handy. (Ladder)

In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure. (Movie)

Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has one. (Highlight)

Just remember it a little, it will become as hard as a potato. (Snowball)

I’ll take it in my hands, I’ll squeeze it tightly - It will become elastic and hard, like a turnip. (Snowball)

The red head climbs into the hole deftly. (Woodpecker)

If it weren’t for grandma’s shaggy clothes, grandpa’s beaters would be freezing. (Mittens)

Not a horseradish, not a carrot - a red head. (Pioneer)

He came up from behind, stuck it in and walked away. (Slippers)

I take it with both hands, put it between my legs, make movements, and enjoy it. (Bike)

True or fake?

In RuNet, these riddles are widely circulated, and almost everywhere in the comments there are debates on the topic “it happened or it didn’t happen.” There are people who “have personally seen and personally read”; they are opposed by others who “20 years ago loved the magazine and did not miss a single issue, but this did not happen, and, in fact, it could not have happened.”

Of course, it’s impossible to say for sure, but most likely it’s a fake. There are quite a few preserved files of “Murzilka”, and the “mysteries”, if they really existed, would probably have been brought to light long ago. By the way, the same archives for the period of interest to us, you can see what kind of riddles were in use. Well, control over materials was then ironclad, ideologically verified - especially over children's materials.

And if “you remember it a little, it will become hard as a potato” can still be hard to believe, then “small, black, wrinkled - every woman has one” in a children's magazine is completely unimaginable due to the unchildishness of even an innocent meaning.

The origin of the riddles is most likely explained by ordinary children's yard folklore. Moreover, there is actually a lot of this kind of “creativity”.

Continuation

These “riddles” don’t even pretend to be “Murzil”, although the idea is absolutely the same. The answers are also nearby, in white font, the mouse can help.

Now cold, now hot, now hanging, now standing. It consists of three letters, with a “U” in the middle. (Shower)

A boy and a girl were doing something in the grass on "E". (Ate blackberries)

When he works, he stands, When he finishes, he bows, It consists of three letters, It starts with “x”. (Chorus)

As soon as he gets up, he will reach the sky. (Rainbow)

How good it is for you and me when you lie on your back... (Hedgehog with an apple)

Without arms, without legs, and crawls out of his underpants. (T-shirt)

From a furry cannon, Petya threw a pebble. Guess, children, what Petya threw at Masha. (Dandelion)

It dangles during the day and sticks in at night. (Slip-on door hook)

The woman inserts the hole and the grandfather fills the tip. They grunt and sleep like that all night. (Slip-on door hook and loop)

It dangles between the legs, it’s called “x”. (Tail)

It is inserted dry, taken out wet, composed of three letters, ending with “th”. (Tea)

Schwarzenegger has it long, Jackie Chan has it short, Madonna doesn’t have it at all, and the Pope hasn’t used it for a long time. (Surname)

Above the knee, below the navel, the hole is large enough to fit an arm. (Pocket)

Take it with two fingers and insert it into the hole with the hair. It goes there dry and strong, from there it goes wet and powerless. (Snuff)

Go to the garden bed and pull the shaggy hair. If you are bad and weak, you will not get along with the woman. (Harvesting turnips)

Wipe it with your hands, wrap your lips around it, insert it into her hole, pretend, and she will scream! (horn)

Long, red, not dangerous in appearance, the man will jump up if he wants, and the woman will wait. (Tram)

If you sweat for half an hour, you'll be happy for five minutes. (Sledding downhill)

Red head, under it - a beard, gets up early in the morning, doesn't let Masha sleep! (Cockerel)

Red, smelly, shaking between the legs. (Motorbike)

No arms, no legs, jump on a woman. (Yoke)

What do the boy and the girl have in the same place? The boy has three letters, the girl has five? Hint: the boy has the letter U in the middle of the word, the girl’s word ends with A. (Forehead and Bangs)

The thicker and longer, the sweeter the girl! (Scythe)

The hard is inserted into the soft, and the balls dangle nearby? (Earrings.)

Two jokes on the topic

The magazine "Rabotnitsa" held a competition. Three questions had to be answered. The main prize was awarded to a 12-year-old boy, Petenka. A 70-year-old pensioner writes to the magazine: “So they say, I’ve known women since I was 15 years old! Answered all questions. And you’re giving the prize to some sucker.” Reply from “Rabotnitsa” magazine: “Dear reader! To the first question: “Where do women have the curliest hair?”, the boy Petenka answered correctly: “IN CENTRAL AFRICA!” What did you answer? And they also drew... To the second question: “What is the most important organ of women?”, the boy Petenka answered correctly: “WORLD WOMEN’S ORGANIZATION” What did you answer? And they also drew... And finally, to the third question: “What does every woman look forward to every month?”, the boy Petenka answered correctly: “THE NEW ISSUE OF OUR MAGAZINE”! What did you answer?! Thank you, at least you didn’t draw it...

Vovochka addresses the teacher:
- Mary Ivanna, I’m too smart to sit in first class. My sister is already in third grade, but I’m smarter than her. So I also want to go to third grade!
- Well, well, let's go to the director, if he agrees, he will transfer you to third grade.
The teacher leaves Vovochka next to the director’s office, goes there herself and explains the situation to the director. He answers:
- Well, let him come in, I’ll now ask him a few questions that he probably won’t answer, so he’ll have to stay in first grade.
The teacher calls Vovochka, she and the director offer him an “exam”, and he agrees. The director begins:
- Tell me, Vovochka, how much is 3x3?
— 9.
- How much is 6x6?
— 36.
The director spends an hour asking him questions that only an excellent third-grader could handle, and Vovochka answers without hesitation every time. Seeing that the student is indeed precocious, the director gives up and agrees to transfer him to third grade. However, the teacher intervenes here:
— Can I ask you a few questions?
The director and Vovochka agree. The teacher begins:
- Why does the cow have four and why do I have two?
- Legs.
- What do you have in your trousers that I don’t?
The director nervously adjusts his glasses and is about to intervene, but Vovochka immediately answers:
- Pockets.
- What does a woman have both in the middle and behind, and a man only behind?
(The director takes his breath away)
— Letter N.
—Where do women have the curliest hair?
(The director has a grimace of horror on his face)
- In Africa, Mary Ivanna.
- What is it: soft, but women’s hands make it hard?
(The director rolls his eyes wildly)
- Nail polish.
-What is in the middle of women's legs?
(The director can't believe his ears)
- Knees.
— What is wider in a married woman than in an unmarried woman?
- Bed.
- What starts with “for” and is at the back of all of us?
(The director begins to break out in a cold sweat)
- Back of the head, Mary Ivanna.
- What starts with P, ends with A, and is given to other people to enjoy?
(The director covers his face with his hands)
— When there were no CDs yet, it was a record.
The director, unable to stand it any longer, interrupts the teacher:
- That's enough! I'm transferring him straight to 6th grade. I just answered all these questions incorrectly to myself!!!