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Scenario New Year (for small team(from 10 to 40 people) - Author Poluektov Alexander.
This scenario is mainly for those who sit at the table for the whole holiday with small 1, 2 or 3 breaks for dancing.
1 GLASS
Introduction.
The host starts:
On your doorstep all gray-haired with a beard
The old year is old, old at all,
He leaves us, he waves his hand to us
And wishes you good luck with everything!
But then someone came - someone quietly calls,
Three white horses at the door
On the clock exactly midnight - then came New Year.
Pour champagne into glasses!
I raise a glass - I congratulate you again,
My dears, Happy New Year!
Do good and give love,
Despite the years and the weather!
And now, dear friends, about how we worked in the old year and with parting words in the coming year, our respected head of the company Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov will tell us all!!!
(Ivan Ivanovich pronounces a short congratulation, everyone drinks and eats)
2 GLASSES
Leading:(between the first and second break is small).
Dear friends, you continue to eat, i.e. eat and listen. Now we have all witnessed the farewell of the old outgoing year. New coming year brings for all of us a lot of unknown and unknown.
In the new year, snow is quietly falling outside the window
Let there be joy and laughter at our table,
May enviable success await you in any business!
And happiness will enter your bright house without interference!
Let's drink to joy, happiness and success for each of you.
3 GLASSES
Leading:
May January, with silvery powder, powder any misfortune,
We wish you all the best in the coming New Year!
With such and other wishes, I want to congratulate you (deputy head of the company, chairman of the trade union committee, or just the oldest employee of the company)
4 GLASSES
Leading:
leaving old year. Leaving without a return
The thread of worries that we do not need is leaving.
And what we wanted will sink into oblivion,
Who was in love and was loved.
Unexpectedly - unexpectedly, the names go away,
Moments, looks, songs.
Gone are the days where it was so wonderful!
Farewell, Old Year, farewell, no goodbye!
The New Year is coming to us and gives us a promise!
Dear colleagues, friends, ladies and gentlemen, I invite all those present to think of a wish, associate it with a number from 0 to 9 and pull out a piece of paper with a number from my hands (it is prepared in advance with about a dozen of each number, provided that there will be 20 ... 30 people marking the audience, if there are more people, then more leaves need to be prepared, the size of the sheet is about the size of a matchbox). After everyone has chosen, the presenter says “Who has the number number 1 and reads out the horoscope:
1- act boldly today, risky. To fulfill your desire will require determination, assertiveness. It can come true, but for this you have to fight.
2 - the desire will come true. It will bring joy, a feeling of fullness of life. Nothing will interfere with this.
3 - stands for unambiguous "NO". This is advice to abandon decisive action, not to try to overcome circumstances. Nothing good will come of this.
4 - now for our plan or aspiration, the time has not yet come. We need to wait, perhaps a change of circumstances.
5 - says that there is every chance of getting what you want. This color inspires hope, predicts success, promises good conditions for the intended.
6 - categorical "NO" without any reservations. The path to the fulfillment of desires is completely closed. What you want won't come true.
7 is the number of luck. But don't interpret it as an exact "YES" to your question. He suggests that a wide range of opportunities will be provided for the fulfillment of desire, extremely favorable. You will take full advantage of them if you show will and moderate your conceit.
8 - what you think can come true, but on condition: for this you need to choose a rational, balanced decision. To achieve what you want, do not act headlong, spontaneously. The exact answer will give the voice of reason. Gossip and intrigue can serve as a hindrance to what was conceived.
9 is “YES”, and the wish will be fulfilled without any effort. The whole situation has developed so that there are no barriers to your plan.
5 GLASS
Leading:
Happy New Year, I wish you happiness and joy!
Everyone who is single - get married, everyone who is in a litter - face off,
Forget about insults, everyone who is sick - become healthy,
Bloom, rejuvenate. Everyone who is skinny - become fatter,
Too fat - lose weight. Too smart - to become simpler,
Not far away - to grow wiser. All gray-haired - to darken,
So that the hair on the top of the head of the bald people thickens like Siberian forests!
So that the songs, so that the dances never cease.
Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Let us be in trouble!
And now, dear friends, girlfriends, colleagues, let's warm up a little. I propose to play one old game, "FANTAS", without leaving the table. You have been fulfilling all kinds of orders from your immediate superiors for a whole year, and now, if you please, fulfill my, comic orders. Finally, I waited for the opportunity and give the order to the head of the company himself, and we will start our game with him. To simplify everything, I have already prepared forfeits (these are small pieces of paper with execution orders, they are shown below, if possible, you can change them, or add your own :)
Apologize to your neighbor (neighbor) and get his (her) forgiveness
Kiss the neighbor (neighbor)
Sing very militantly the song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest"
Confess your love to inspection with gestures
Explain to the "blind" neighbor (neighbor) that you are very hungry
Depict with a neighbor (neighbor) Othello
Depict Chapaevets (Petka or Anka)
Have a drink on brotherhood with a neighbor (neighbor)
Depict the flight of an eagle
Crow three times
Give (if you can) your neighbors a penny
Picture a child lost at the train station
Picture an RTI inspector stopping a car
Compliment your colleagues
Say solemnly the phrase "I sit for the fourth day at the table and drink"
Picture the dawn in the village, after the hayloft
Make a scary face
Play the voice of King Kong or a pig
Depict how you eat last year's cracker
Depict the President of Russia or at least the head of the BURO RTI
Explain with your eyes or facial expressions in love to a neighbor (neighbor)
Propose a toast and wish everyone a Happy Anniversary
Depict someone who was awarded an order or at least a medal for special merits
Try to persuade a neighbor (neighbor) to drink a drink (wine, vodka)
Who do you think coped with the task, i.e. with the execution of the order is the best. Everyone chooses the most executive colleague. He is assigned the "RANK - the most executive in the company" and is given the opportunity to congratulate everyone on the New Year!
6 GLASS.
Leading:
The old year is leaving, its last page is rustling.
Let the best that was - will not go away, and the worst - will not be able to repeat itself!
Well, it's time for everyone to sing. But we will sing along. Let everyone try to remember a verse, or at least the name of the songs for the new year, about winter, snow, blizzard and frost. The song contest begins at the table. Terms of the competition: In clockwise order, each in turn begins to sing or says the name of the song, whoever remains silent is eliminated from the game, until there is one winner, he is given the floor for congratulations.
7 GLASS
Leading:
I wish you that Santa Claus brings you a bag of joy,
Another bag - with laughter, and let the third one - with success!
Put your sadness, your longing in a bag for him
Let him collect it all and take it away as soon as possible!
It's the turn of the next competition POTOV competition. Every person is a poet at heart, even if he cannot come up with a single rhyme. Do not be afraid the poems have already been composed for you, you just have to come up with the last word, whoever comes up with the prize the most. All those present participate in the commission for counting votes. So let's start:
1. To do modern makeup,
Acquired by a beauty ... (trillage)
2. Nudist club as an application
Accepts abandoned ... (shorts)
3.- I once fell in love with all the girls
Rybnikov in comedy ... (girls)
4. One can and a lot of lids
The thrush is lucky for ... (market)
5. Burst with milk package
Poured trousers and ... (jacket)
6. It was known even to the kids
Under the mask of Fantômas - Jean ... (Heat)
7. Wrote one blond so for fun -
In the column country of birth ... (Angola)
8. Tell me, dear frankly,
Was it from your side ... (treason)
9. Russians have a wide range of names.
Vaughn Voroshilov - he, for example, was ... (Clement)
10. In Lukomorye, the cat decided
That he is local ... (racketeer, brawler, old-timer)
11. Grand stage and screen -
Italian ... (Celentano)
12. The state spends billions
On shoulder straps, badges and ... (cockades)
13. Once a new faith light
Ignite the Arabs ... (Mohammed)
14. Scarier and more dangerous than a mine
For climbers mountain ... (top)
15. For a puritan, erotica -
And sin, and temptation, and ... (exotic)
17. Is figure skating familiar?
To the people of the Kingdom ... (UK)
18. Publications are kept by the library.
And dominoes and cards ... (game library)
19. Maybe the convict would have rushed on the run,
Yes, impassable all around ... (taiga)
20. Is Russia able to collect
For the Olympics worthy ...? (army)
21. I, as a karateka, will not calm down,
if they don’t give me a black ... (belt)
22. Both halves have already expired,
And the scoreboard is still ... (zeros)
23.Sumo champion for cargo
It's good to have a big ... (belly)
24. In Salt Lake City we are, I'm afraid, bad
Performed in comparison with ... (Nogano)
25. The sports elite is happy
Another one is coming ... (Olympiad)
26. Among sports destinies and legends,
Not everyone has a "happy - ..." (end)
27. The wolf, after watching football, decided in the end:
“Like me, they are fed too… (legs)
28. The peak was almost conquered,
But the snow prevented ... (avalanche).
8 GLASS
Leading:
Let the glasses clink, let the wine sparkle
Let the night starfall knock on your window.
On this moonlit night, it’s impossible without smiles,
Pain and sorrow - away! Happy new year friends!
Let's all drink to the new coming (coming) year and take a short break.
During the break, you can hold 3, 4 mobile competitions. (I do not offer competitions, they can be found on various Internet sites)
9 GLASS.
Leading
Straightening the wrinkles in the forehead, let's make a destiny for the holiday.
Let's forget any bad weather, maybe it's really not in vain,
Golden hope and happiness come to us at the end of December!
What does the year have in store for us? So all doubts!
It's time to raise our glasses - for our health, love and aspirations!
So Happy New Year friends! Hooray!
10 GLASS
Leading:(usually after the tenth drink, no one listens to the host, this is in my experience, it’s time for him to say goodbye and relieve himself of the duties of the host, or transfer them to another)
Without promising good luck, I hope that the New Year
He will save us all from sorrows and unforeseen worries.
I still hope for something else, and I believe in it fervently,
That happiness awaits all of us like never before.
What is the New Year without a Christmas tree, the noise of cheerful people, without explosions of firecrackers? It is the same as winter without snow.
This holiday can be called a tradition that has long taken root and has its own associations:
Ded Moroz and Snegurochka,
A Christmas tree decorated with toys and garlands, a table with all kinds of festive dishes,
sparklers
And, of course, gifts.
In the last article I suggested, now I am giving into service the ideas of the New Year's scenario for adult company to New year's night was fun and memorable, so that a charge of positive emotions and memories accompanied you all year.
A cool scenario for a big and noisy company for the New Year of the Pig
In order for the script to be and the tradition to be preserved, two main characters must be present at the holiday, this is Grandfather Frost and his granddaughter, the Snow Maiden.
Costumes are also required, these two characters are not enough for a whole scenario that the whole company should evaluate, here you can come up with a lot of ideas:
Villains stole gifts from Santa Claus
It is necessary to add someone, for example, villains who deceived or robbed Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, throwing wrappers and candy wrappers into the bag instead of gifts. This must be done in such a way that it is as if Santa Claus was really going to give gifts, but something went wrong.
Anyone can be villains.
- robbers,
- crooks
- and other pests, which also need to be dressed up.
The outfits are part of the script, including the description of the characters: character, appearance.
You can arrange so that there will be several villains, but only, say, two are guilty of theft. The scene will become more interesting, a whole New Year's detective. Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden will either find the perpetrators on their own, or some well-wisher will help them, like a detective. It doesn't matter who it is: a forest dweller, Robin Hood, a real policeman, the main thing is that it should be funny and fun.
Raffle prizes
The prank adds fun, interest to the plot. For example, from the audience, someone should notice a piece of evidence, say, from the pocket of a robber who claims that he did not take anything, there will be candy sticking out. Anyone who notices will receive an interesting prize. The idea of the script can be anything, a fun fantasy is important.
An unexpected meeting of Santa Claus and Santa Claus
A scenario where there will be a sudden meeting of Santa Claus and Santa Claus is also a good idea. After all, these are completely different characters, with completely different legends. You can also play a scene where these two characters will argue: which of them is the main one at the holiday, but they will soon make up and start giving gifts together. Here it is important to know: what are the differences in the costumes of these two characters. For example, Santa has a shorter beard, shorter fur coat, boots, glasses. And Santa Claus has a long beard, a long sheepskin coat, felt boots, a magic staff.
Santa Claus defeats the main enemy of Great Santa Claus
Also, as an idea, the creation of a script where the plot will be closer to the legend of Great Grandfather Frost. This is an evil character, supposedly he is the main enemy of Santa Claus. Great-grandfather Frost freezes children and forest dwellers, turning them into ice statues. You can arrange a scene where he, posing as Santa Claus, will start doing nasty things. The costume of Great Grandfather Frost is completely white, similar to a snowdrift. The beard is gray, long, longer than that of Santa Claus. Let Santa Claus come according to the scenario and defeat his relative who has chosen an evil path.
Search for gifts that Santa Claus lost
You can also make it so that Santa Claus, out of breath, lost all the gifts along the way and came to people with nothing. Everyone else present must help Grandfather find them. Before that, of course, gifts must be hidden in various places. It will turn out a scenario with elements of a common game, it will be very interesting, and most importantly, fun.
Modern and funny New Year's scenario with riddles and fairy tales
An example would be a scenario called New Year's Abduction.
Everything is the same: main characters, villains, well-wishers. Santa Claus was going to give gifts to everyone present, and the Snow Maiden should help him with this.
Grandfather fusses, but the Snow Maiden is not there. “Probably left on business,” Santa Claus thinks. Grunting, he takes out gifts from the bag and finds a note. The note says that his granddaughter has been kidnapped, and the ransom is the whole bag of gifts.
If he does not give all the gifts, then the Snow Maiden will be eaten at twelve o'clock. Santa Claus is sad, groaning, what to do, how to save. Is it really necessary to leave everyone without gifts?
Then the fox runs up to Santa Claus and says:
“Don’t be sad, old stump, we’ll find and rescue you, only you’ll give ten gifts as a reward.”
There is nothing to do - you have to. Agreed.
After a couple of minutes, the fox returns with a wig in the form of a braid and joyfully shouts:
“Found! Give me a share!"
Santa Claus looked at her and said:
“This is not the Snow Maiden, this is a pigtail from the Snow Maiden! Where is the rest?"
Then the fox rushed about, and Santa Claus pointed his magic staff at her: “There will be no Snow Maiden, I will turn you, cunning, into a chocolate hare!”.
The fox immediately frees the Snow Maiden, carefully attaches a pigtail to her, as if brushing off dust particles, and steps aside with shame.
Santa Claus distributes gifts to everyone, says congratulatory words, together with the Snow Maiden, and, nevertheless, does not leave the fox without a gift. Not a bag, of course, and not ten gifts, but the fox remains satisfied and congratulates everyone else on the upcoming holiday.
Video clip on how to celebrate the New Year 2019 for a fun company of friends at home with contests and games
Very funny and funny scene for the New Year "Talent show":
A great New Year's Eve idea for an adult company "KVN":
This video offers "Games for adults for the New Year":
All of the above ideas are offered as an example. It will be great if you yourself think over the script or finalize the ideas, taking into account the nature and interests of your relatives and friends. Then for you any scenario of the New Year 2019 will be exciting, interesting and unique!
And I sincerely wish you that your New Year's Eve will be at its best, fill you with positive and be remembered for a long time by all those present!
Happy New Year!
Characters: Baba Yaga, Yagonia, Santa Claus, Snow Maiden
Props:
wall calendar; bunch of frogs; three-liter jar with brine; box; a congratulation poster with missing words, a glass is tied to it on a rope; stupa with clothes; cards with ditties; 5 wigs; 2 benches; elements of the costumes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden; Triple cologne, thimble, penny, paper bag; Styrofoam numbers (201...), to which are attached cards with the names of prizes; a bottle of champagne; cardboard ring; cardboard masks "Cipollino", "Frog", "Bear"; rope; apples on a string.
Submission progress
There is a foam hut on the stage. There is a stump next to her. On the Christmas tree, near the hut, hangs the last sheet of the tear-off calendar - "December 31". The song "Baba Yaga" sounds (T. Efimov, Yu. Mazharov)
Well, the wind whistles, well, a blizzard,
Baba Yaga saddened something ...
Baba Yaga sits on a stump near the hut...
Baba Yaga. Oh, it’s boring for an old woman to live in the wilderness, or it happened before ... There was no time to be bored: my hut stood in the busiest place. Nobody walked past her. And now all the paths-paths to my hut are overgrown ...
The song "Baba Yaga" continues to sound. Baba Yaga approaches the calendar, tears off a leaf on the calendar "December 31".
Baba Yaga. Oh, my memory is really bad. Today is the New Year, and I have no guests expected, and the pantry is empty. I'll go and see if there are some dried frogs left for the festive dinner.
Baba Yaga goes into the hut. The lights go on in the hall, Baba Yaga comes out with a bunch of frogs and sees the guests sitting.
Baba Yaga. Here is a joy: lunch, dinner, and even breakfast came by themselves. So... just what should I do? Where do I begin? Pickle or cucumber for guests to accept?
Takes out a three-liter jar of brine.
Baba Yaga.
Yes, I have had many guests in my life.
But most of all I love bosses,
I drink my first toast with them.
Approaches the boss.
Baba Yaga.
Who is your boss here?
Are you from here, my friend?
So Happy New Year everyone!
What are you looking into two eyes?
Didn't recognize three times?
I am a folklore element
I have a document.
I can from here
Fly away in a moment.
For the heat, for the blizzard
Everyone scolds me, hag,
And there's no more harm in me
Than in a chamomile in a meadow.
Kohl recognized me, my dear,
Have your toast, my friend.
Chief's toast. Baba Yaga drinks, choked.
Baba Yaga.
Oh, was I like that
When was she young?
And now I've become a little older,
A leg is not a leg, a stalk!
No memory...
By the way, about memory. I have a chest here. And there’s just nothing in it: there’s no sausage, and no cheese, and no bucks ...
Roots in a chest.
But there is congratulations for all occasions. Only the mice started up in my chest, gnawed at it a little, some words are missing. Help me write them down. Well, how are they? Well, these, which answer the questions: which one? which? which?
Guests answer (8-10 adjectives).
Baba Yaga. That's right, they are the most. Like I said, they go with everything.
A glass is tied to the congratulations on a rope.
Congratulation
I _________________ Yagusya,
I'm not afraid to wish you
Zero _______________ days
Stamps "Zhiguli",
piglets,
What's in your ears
So that your _________________ ears
Got the rumors fast
To ____________________ eyes
There were more than twice.
To ______ nose
Overgrown with warts.
Let the men squint
Let the women have fun
The holiday is now in the meadow,
Let's make it from ________________ bottles.
Baba Yaga drinks from a glass. The sound of a moving car is heard. The song sounds to the motive "The Hijacker" from the repertoire of I. Allegrova.
Song
If they ask me where I got it
I'm such a cool car
I will answer that I stole
At the boyfriend and darling of Carlson.
There is a screech of brakes, the sound of a crashing car.
Baba Yaga.
Guests, what happened?
Somebody got to us.
Grunting and groaning, Yagonia enters.
Baba Yaga.
Oh my friend has come
"Oriflame" brought me.
I remember about the lotion -
It's good for teeth.
hair manicure,
Pedicure for all noses.
Well, tell me, Yaga,
How are you, Karga?
He answers with gnashing of teeth.
Baba Yaga.
Are you creaking all over?
Can you explain to us all?
Yagonia.
Late about "Mary Kay",
You give me drugs.
I'll take him inside
I will return my beauty.
Baba Yaga.
Who has not tried so far
My jelly from mold?
It doesn't taste so good
But it does take the edge off.
You'll be healthy tomorrow
Unless you die.
Yagonia.
Your mug of jelly
I will raise for you, friends,
So that health is normal.
Well, the body was in shape.
The song sounds to the motive "The wind blew from the sea" from Natalie's repertoire.
I have been for a long time (2 times)
I do not live in the forest, (2 times)
I'm pointing myself (2 times)
Beauty in the city. (2 times)
"You are super fashionable!" - (2 times)
Leshy keeps telling me. (2 times)
And from these words (2 times)
Turns his head. (2 times)
Firm with me (2 times)
Under the name "Bes". (2 times)
Powder, cream, shampoo - (2 times)
Everything you need to eat. (2 times)
I'm in a Mercedes (2 times)
I distribute goods. (2 times)
How to apply them, (2 times)
I'll tell you now. (2 times)
She powders, paints her lips, sprays herself with cologne.
Baba Yaga.
Oh city friend
What are you skinny.
Plaster something on the face
Did a whole ton.
How to the Negro you look like!
Painfully black complexion.
Yagonia.
I've been to resorts
Sunbathed on the beach.
And here's where I've been
Guess, friends.
The music will sound
You all need to guess.
Cities and villages
Where life is fun.
Held musical competition. The audience is offered songs about cities - they guess their names and artist. (“Sevastopol Waltz”, “Song about Moscow”, “Vologda” and others).
Yagonia.
You're out of your mind
There is a hole in the coat,
New Year's Eve -
Everything should be in fashion.
Baba Yaga.
Oh, I haven't driven in a long time
Khorovodov hoo-hoo.
The sundress sewed a new one,
I'll put it on, I'll run!
Yagonia.
And I'm all drugs and herbs
Sold now, but -
I sew at Zaitsev, at Slava,
Dress, hat and coat!
Suitable for a man.
Well, what are you looking at?
Is it not good?
Yeah, you don't understand
There is nothing in beauty.
So that you can shine here
And not to be gloomy
We decided to get you
Super trendy suits.
To not waste time
Come out and try them on!
Four men are invited.
Exercise. With your eyes closed, take your clothes out of the mortar and demonstrate the resulting outfit.
To the music there is a demonstration of outfits. Then each "Baba Yaga" to the phonogram is invited to perform ditties, the words of which are written on cards. Baba Yaga runs.
Baba Yaga.
Come on, don't sniff your nose,
And I will sing ditties!
Sings.
I sang and I will sing
I'll have fun
Oh, don't look like that
You can fall in love! Eh!
Let the years fly like birds
Let the smoke go to the sky.
Who knows how to have fun
Stays young.
Yagonia.
To start a round dance for us,
Let's undress all the people.
Come out here in costume
That they have been preparing all year.
There is a competition for the best carnival costume. Its results are summed up.
Yagonia.
Guys, everyone is in round dances,
Don't forget your girlfriends.
Round dances are in fashion now,
Have fun in a circle.
Round dance "Sambo". All those present stand around Baba Yaga and repeat all her movements. The dance tour begins, during which the hosts hand out packages of wigs to five guests who wish to take part in the dramatization.
Baba Yaga.
Dear guests!
Have you crushed your bones?
Maybe stop dancing?
I propose to raise a toast.
At the beginning of the third millennium
I wish you longevity.
It's who with the stack there
Drinking all for the ladies?
The soundtrack of the song "For lovely ladies" sounds. The first participant puts on a wig and performs a song from the repertoire of M. Shufutinsky.
Baba Yaga.
Everyone here knows about it -
This is Igor Nikolaev.
The phonogram of the song "Let's drink for love" sounds. The second member puts on a wig and sings a song.
Yagonia.
He shouted here and there:
“Today I will give chic!”
The soundtrack of the song “I raise my glass” from the repertoire of F. Kirkorov sounds. The third participant sings the song.
Baba Yaga.
Do you want something there?
Tell me don't sit!
The soundtrack of the song “I want the songs to sound” from the repertoire of V. Kikabidze sounds. The fourth participant sings a song.
Yagonia.
That there is no wine in the glass?
Pour and drink to the bottom!
The soundtrack of the song "Let's drink to the bottom" from the repertoire of M. Evdokimov sounds. The fifth participant sings a song.
Baba Yaga.
Kohl all drank to the bottom,
It's time to play.
Listen to the grandmother, do not yawn -
Answer my question.
1. She has a rope to pull. (Clapperboard.)
2. I make them myself with a hole punch. (Confetti.)
3. It is made from foil. (serpentine.)
4. They are in Moscow, and only with arrows. (Chimes.)
5. They burn and throw sparks everywhere. (Sparklers.)
6. Most importantly, you need to make sure that it does not run away. (Champagne.)
7. It's so prickly, fluffy and covered in rain. (Christmas tree.)
8. And even your own boss will not recognize you in this carnival. (Mask.)
9. This thing is so long and constantly winks. (Garland.)
10. If it falls on a man's head, then he is someone's fiancé. (Boots.)
All respondents are divided into two teams and put on the benches.
Baba Yaga. Well, my beloved, they themselves asked for it. Now Yagonia will do urban tricks with you.
Yagonia.
There will be music.
The long one should get up first.
Well, the one who is shorter.
The line must be closed.
Get up as you wish
But don't step on the ground.
Organize a game.
Yagonia.
To be like a top model
Tall (oh) like a hotel
Take this ointment
Rub your body.
Baba Yaga.
You're completely hairless
Be with this lady.
If your hair is longer
You become more advanced.
Organize a game.
Yagonia.
If you want to grow
You hair length...
Baba Yaga.
Wash them with shampoo
It's called "Kuporos".
Yagonia.
And now in all its glory
Show me your legs.
If the size of the foot is large,
You will be the first. It's clear?
The rest are all behind him.
38, 37, 36 - great!
Organize a game.
Yagonia.
Your shoes are good
But it will be like the picture.
Brush this twice
Removes all dust particles.
Baba Yaga is dancing.
Chic, shine, beauty,
Wow! Eh-ta-ta!
Yagonia.
Something briskly you jumped,
So, they gave little.
Losers - by penalty,
The fastest - double!
Participants return to their seats.
Baba Yaga.
Oh, fun just right
We would like music now!
A dance tour is announced, during which Babki Ezhka dress up as Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
Father Frost. Hello, here I am!
Snow Maiden. I do not hear exclamations, friends!
Father Frost.
I was with you a year ago
I am very happy to see everyone.
They grew up, they became big.
And did you recognize me?
I'm still the same gray-haired
A little tacky, not lame,
And ready to dance
Right now.
Snow Maiden.
I'm called Snow Maiden
All the younger ones from grandma,
We were in a hurry, we were in a hurry
Almost fell off the horse into the snow,
They flew into the birch
They touched two bushes with their nose,
And then they fell down again,
Finally, you have arrived.
If you are all happy with us,
We pour one hundred grams.
Everyone raises their glasses.
Father Frost.
We wish you to have fun
Drink not alcohol, but cognac,
For a snack - perch.
On the table - so that the cake is sweeter,
At the table - more friends!
Snow Maiden.
Happy New Year!
With new happiness!
Father Frost. I don't have gifts...
Snow Maiden. Tell me what are there?
Father Frost.
To receive a gift
Everyone should give me
Who is a banana, who is an orange -
There is only one present from the table.
Snow Maiden explains...
Father Frost.
I'm taking a gift
I give mine to you from the bottom of my heart.
Gives a prize to the first participant.
1st participant.
my favorite perfume
Titled "hee hee"
(Cologne "Triple".)
Gives the prize to the second participant.
2nd participant.
He will remind
How much to drink. (Thimble.)
Gives a prize to a third participant.
3rd participant.
And here's to you, motherfucker,
Just one penny
So that in abundance, without worries
You lived all year. (Penny.)
Gives the prize to the fourth participant.
4th participant.
We give you a chumodan,
You need him on the farm. (Paper bag.)
Snow Maiden.
And I have gifts
"That you can't take your eyes off."
You will show skill -
And you will receive gifts.
Arranges figures from polyfoam 201... (year). Attached to each number is a piece of paper with the name of the prize written on it.
Snow Maiden.
Here is the magic ring
You must throw it:
If you hit the number
You will leave with a gift.
Organize a game.
Prizes.
Number "2".
A bottle of champagne (or a box of chocolates).
The number "0".
Here's a good game
You didn't get a damn thing.
Number "1".
uli tulle,
You've been swindled.
Number with ... ".
I'll read the paper right now...
It says: "Fuck you!"
Father Frost.
Well, Snow Maiden, she joked,
You made all the guests laugh.
Snow Maiden.
Attention! Attention!
Please get tickets.
Win-win lottery
It starts to entertain you.
There is a lottery.
Father Frost.
For my gifts
You have to drink from the heart.
And then start dancing
The music is for you.
Snow Maiden.
We hasten to congratulate others,
Let me leave you.
A dance tour is organized, during which Father Frost and the Snow Maiden leave, and Yagonia appears in a carnival mask.
Baba Yaga. I stopped knowing.
Yagonia.
Well, what has come to me?
Just on New Year's Eve
I became mysterious.
Baba Yaga.
I don't understand something:
What? What for? And why?
Yagonia.
Well, what's not to understand?
We will wear masks.
Come out quickly.
Surprise all guests.
Blindfold the participant's eyes, put on a mask.
Yagonia.
You with your eyes closed
You've got a mask on.
Who are you really
Here's a hint for you.
The facilitator, when the participant answers, says “hot” or “cold”.
Cipollino.
1. What do you have on your head instead of hair?
2. Do you like to sit in the garden?
3. Have you brought many people to tears?
Frog.
1. Your favorite habitat:
- swamp;
2. What sounds do you often make in the evenings, sitting on your hind legs?
3. Determine your skin color:
- green;
Bear.
1. Do you like morning in a pine forest?
2. What kind of home do you prefer:
- lair.
3. Do you like picking mushrooms and berries in the forest?
Baba Yaga runs up to one of the guests.
Baba Yaga.
You are not yourself
Come play with me.
Put on a mask -
Be a bird or an animal.
Calls an odd number of participants (for example, seven).
Baba Yaga.
And then what is urine
Climb under the rope
And go dancing backwards
How glad I will be!
Participants in masks pass under the rope, which each time falls lower and lower.
Yagonia.
"Mask-show" go cool,
You tried not in vain.
To laugh heartily
Let's eat an apple.
Baba Yaga.
You are here again
You start making
No teeth for a long time
It doesn't bite.
Baba Yaga tries to bite off an apple.
Yagonia.
You, grandma, sit down
Suck on an orange.
Let him bite who has teeth
Quickly line up here!
Yagonia lines up 2 teams. On a signal from each team, a participant in a mask runs and tries to bite off an apple that hangs on a string. Whose team completes the task faster, receives a prize.
Yagonia.
Yes, this competition was not easy,
Let's raise a toast to them.
Baba Yaga.
Something went wrong for me
Something crunches in the back.
Maybe I can dance with you
Shake your bones?
There is a dance tour.
Yagonia.
After dancing just right
You need to drink now.
Baba Yaga.
Dear guests,
You sit down at the tables
And look into all eyes
On Yagonin's affairs.
Yagonia.
This bottle of wine
We send it back and forth.
On whom the music is silent,
He raises his glass
Tells his toast to the guests
And wishes you happiness.
Baba Yaga.
Something I began to get drunk,
I propose to sing a song.
After the first couplet
You say: "In your pants."
As the second verse is ready,
Say: "No pants."
Baba Yaga sings a song.
Baba Yaga.
Oh frost, frost
Don't freeze me
Don't freeze me, my horse.
Everything. In trousers.
Baba Yaga.
Don't freeze me
my horse
My horse, white-maned.
Everything. Without pants.
Baba Yaga.
I have a wife
Oh beauty
Waiting for me home, waiting - sad.
Everything. In trousers.
Baba Yaga.
I'll be back home
At sunset,
I will hug my wife, I will water the horse.
Everything. Without pants.
Yagonia.
Yes, you have a folk choir here.
Well, what kind of dance is fashionable?
I invite all men to answer this question in unison.
Men.
Oh, and it's bad without a girlfriend
Let's play boogie-woogie!
Women. Well, take us then!
Men. Right now!
The boogie-woogie dance is performed and the dance tour begins.
Yagonia.
Oh my girlfriend
Well here you are
Everything was great.
Come visit me one of these days.
Baba Yaga.
Come on, my friend, on the road,
For us for all, for all for us!
Let it be good for all of us
And in a good hour, and in a good hour!
Baba Yaga.
Well, I'm not young either.
So frolic until the morning.
Toast on the road!
Yagonia.
We wish you guests
Drink, dance and be merry
But don't fall under the tree
To Santa Claus
I didn't take it to the sobering-up station.
Baba Yaga. Goodbye!
Yagonia. Goodbye!
New Year with the smell of pine needles, tangerines and gifts is getting closer and closer. It's time to think about how you would like to spend this wonderful magical holiday.
There may be many options. If you decide to celebrate this New Year with your family and close friends, then it's time to start preparing New Year's contests for your company. Contests for the new year should be fun, "winter".
It is desirable that they contain a variety of New Year's attributes: confetti, tangerines, Christmas balls, Grandfather Frost and Snow Maiden. In organizing New Year's competitions, their versatility is of great importance. Competitions for the new year should attract and interest both an adult and a child (if their presence is also expected).
New Year's contests at the table ... or near it
in a jar
For clarity, you can put a three-liter jar on the table. The task of all those sitting in turn is to name any items that fit in the container. The competition can be made more difficult by saying that these items must be related to the New Year in some way. Then the fun begins. The guests name the object and reasonably prove that this is a New Year's thing.
New Year's alphabet
Everyone sitting at the table should congratulate all the guests, but his toast begins with a specific letter from the alphabet. And you don’t have to choose - everyone knows the alphabet, so the letters go strictly in turn. It's funny to watch how some of the characters are trying to remember what kind of letter he got.
What's in your pants
Sitting at the table, the guests pull out newspaper quotes from the presenter's bag. It will be more interesting if, instead of a bag, glue such an envelope-panties. The guest rises and artistically declares: “And in my pants ...” The end of the sentence is the phrase that he fished out. Of course, the host will have to try first, but the result is worth it.
"A" and "B" sat at the table
The competition is held between teams, each of which is invited to choose any letter of the alphabet. And now each team in turn names the dishes known to it, which begin with its letter. The last one to answer wins.
New Year's toast
Guests are given cards with various abbreviations. TASS, housing and communal services, Ministry of Internal Affairs, OKA, traffic police, Air Force, etc. The task of the contestant is to prepare a short toast, the words of which will begin with these letters. The one who is toasting drinks to the bottom, the rest - in support of the best toast.
chocolate bar
The host conditionally divides the table into two teams, each of which gives out a chocolate bar. The task of the participants is to bite off a piece, pass the chocolate to a neighbor, but without touching it with their hands. The first team to eat the chocolate wins without hurting anyone. The last participant makes a sign and the whole team shouts in unison: “Happy New Year!”
Sweet couple
The game goes around. Each participant names a famous, famous, fabulous or real couple. The host starts a conversation and says: "Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden." And then everyone demonstrates his intelligence. The winner is the one who names the last pair.
In zoo
Each participant writes the name of the animal on a piece of paper and puts it in a common box. Now anyone who wants to pulls out one note and, without reading it, attaches it to his forehead. Asking leading questions to the audience, he must guess which animal he represents. Then a chance is given to the next guest, and so on.
The old year ends
Good good year.
We won't be sad
After all, the New one is coming to us ...
Accept wishes,
It's impossible without them
Be healthy and happy!
S, friends!
Congratulations to everyone
Greetings to all,
Long live the jokes
Fun and laughter! (with these words, a firecracker shoots)
Holidays are supposed to be fun.
Let the faces bloom with a smile
The songs are upbeat.
Who knows how to have fun
He knows how not to get bored.
Warm up before the competition
(small prizes are awarded for correct answers, for example, sweets, Christmas decorations)
- Where do Siberian cats come from? (From South Asia)
- It starts with a bird, ends with a beast, what is the name of the city? (Raven hedgehog)
- Who has the longest tongue? (At the anteater)
- Santa's snitch. (Staff)
- An object of artistic creativity of Santa Claus? (Window)
- Nickname of Santa Claus? (Frost-Red Nose)
- Supposed historical name of Santa Claus? (Nikolai)
Competition "Take a Prize!"
A package with a prize is placed on the chair. Around the chair are the contestants. The host reads the poem "One, two, three!". Those who do not try to grab the prize in a timely manner are eliminated from the competition.
I will tell you a story
In half a dozen phrases.
I'll just say the word "three"
Get your prize now!
Once we caught a pike
Gutted, but inside
Small fish counted
And not one, but TWO.
Dreaming boy hardened
Become an Olympic champion
Look, do not be cunning at the start,
And wait for the command one, two, SEVEN.
When you want to remember poetry
They do not bison until late at night,
And repeat them to yourself
One, another, and better FIVE!
Newly train at the station
I had to wait THREE hours.
But why didn’t you take the prize, friends,
When was the opportunity to take?
Competition "Theatrical"
Wishing contestants are given cards with a task that they perform without preparation. The prize is fruit. You need to walk in front of the tables like:
- a woman with heavy bags;
- a girl in a tight skirt with high heels;
- sentry guarding the food warehouse;
- an infant who has just learned to walk;
- Alla Pugacheva during the performance of the song.
"Jolly Nonsense"
The host has two sets of strips of paper. In the left hand - questions, in the right - answers. The host goes around the tables, playing alternately "blindly" pull out either the question (read aloud) or the answer. It turns out to be a funny joke.
Sample questions:
- Do you read other people's letters?
- Are you sleeping well?
- Do you listen to other people's conversations?
- Do you break dishes out of anger?
- Can you put a pig on a buddy?
- Do you write anonymously?
- Do you spread gossip?
- Do you have a habit of promising more than you can?
- Would you like to get married?
- Are you intrusive and rude in your actions?
Sample answers:
- This is my favorite activity;
- Occasionally, for fun;
- Only on summer nights;
- When the wallet is empty;
- Only without witnesses;
- Only if it is not related to material costs;
- Especially in a strange house;
- This is my old dream;
- No, I am a very shy person;
- I never turn down an opportunity like this.
Christmas tree jokes
All participants take off "their" pieces of paper (painted in certain colors) from the Christmas tree. Jokes can be taken as a prediction or as a joke.
- Dear parents! Do you want grandchildren?
- "To the mother-in-law closer - the stomach is fuller, further from the mother-in-law - love for her is stronger ..."
- There can only be 2 opinions in a family: one is the wife, the other is wrong!
- It is best to give useful gifts. Wife to her husband - handkerchiefs, and he gave her a mink coat.
- A compliment doubles a woman's performance.
- I'll take it upon myself a simple task -
Family budget spend sparingly. - There are no secrets from me in cooking, I will cook both dinner and lunch!
- Between worries, between chores.
I will try my best to lie on the couch. - We all, sometimes, go somewhere,
We go, we swim, we fly like birds,
Where there is an unfamiliar shore ...
The road to the border awaits you. - And this month you will devote to art -
Go to the theatre, ballet and opera! - To be a beauty for you tomorrow morning, an asterisk, a berry, a kitty, a fish, but as soon as you give beer, you will become a wife again.
"Candy" on a string
A thread with "sweets" hanging on it is stretched across the whole room. Each blindfolded participant cuts off five candies for himself. If the gifts got "to the wrong address", then it is possible, with the consent of both participants, to exchange.
- Should be happy in abundance
From the lottery you now -
Three wonderful postcards
Prolottery for you. - To always be beautiful, hurry up to get the cream.
- You listen to the advice: fruits are the best diet.
- And here is an elegant, fragrant, delicious, chocolate cheese.
- If suddenly the child cries, you must (you must) appease him. With a rattle you will jump and make you shut up.
- To always be neat toothpaste hurry to get.
- Your winnings are a little original - you got a baby nipple.
- If you suddenly ask what year has now come, we will not answer you a word and give you a rooster.
- You got the main prize, get and share (chocolate).
- Every day you look younger, so you look in the mirror more often.
- Never be discouraged with such a companion, and wipe any place with a washcloth in a hot bath.
- On the ticket, by chance, you got this tea.
- To keep your face and your sock clean, a piece of fragrant soap got on the ticket.
- Get a balloon, fly into space to the stars.
- You look great: both clothes and hairstyle, and as a reward, your prize did not fall in vain - a comb.
- Dishwasher. (mesh for washing dishes)
- Mercedes car. (Children's car)
- The garbage collector is cotton. (Handkerchief)
- Your win is quite rare, you got a spruce branch; she will make you, no doubt, participate in gardening.
- Get it, hurry up, you have a notebook: write poetry.
Guess the proverb
The facilitator reads out a simple explanation of the proverb and offers to name it herself.
- They don’t discuss a gift, they accept what they give ... (They don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.)
- You need to learn throughout your life, every day brings new knowledge, knowledge is endless. (Live and learn!)
- If you have started something, bring it to the end, even if it is difficult to do it! (I took hold of the tug, don't say that it's not hefty!)
- Trouble, misfortune usually happen where something is unreliable, fragile. (Where it is thin, it breaks there.)
- How you treat others is how you will be treated. (As it comes around, it will respond.)
- Don't take on things you don't know. (Not knowing the ford, do not poke your head into the water.)
What's this?
The same but with animals.
- "Repetition is the mother of learning!" - a parrot
- "Hold your pocket wider!" - kangaroo
- "Tears of sorrow will not help!" - crocodile
- "There is safety in numbers!" - locust
- "Go toe to toe" - caterpillar
"Field of Dreams"
The facilitator reads the question and names the number of letters in the word. For each word guessed, players receive a prize (a small answer symbol).
- Name and surname of an elderly man. Ladies' man, dressed in Winter 2005 fashion (8 letters). Answer: Santa Claus.
- A dairy product that maintains the temperature in winter, but is more often consumed in summer (9 letters). Answer: ice cream.
- A tree whose absence of leaves speaks of its special purpose (4 letters). Answer: tree.
- Fashion model with a blond braid, always participating in the winter holidays. Appears always accompanied by an elderly sponsor (10 letters). Answer: Snow Maiden.
- The location of the long-awaited joy for people who survived until winter. It has always been a symbol under a tree without leaves (5 letters). Answer: bag.
- A liquid that is taken internally with great joy (10 letters). Answer: champagne.
And finally...
A poster is posted with phrases that must be continued. Everyone participates.
- Santa Claus would not have a price if ... (he came every day)
- That snowdrift is bad, which does not dream of becoming ... (ice cream)
- A real tree about an artificial one ... ("Solid silicone, and nothing more.")
- If Santa Claus is on fire at work, then ... (it means the Snow Maiden is on maternity leave.)
- Do not close your mouth to those who ... (do not deserve this.)
- In terms of the amount of paper per capita, we occupy one of the last places in the world and the first ... (in terms of the number of brilliant literary works.)
Evgenia Trussenkova
