Cool scenes about chefs for adults. Scenario for mini-performance conversation about proper nutrition. Field of Miracles with Vasily Yakvadratych
Scene: small department in a large organization.
Three tables littered with piles of papers, for each employee. Everyone is sitting filling the paper.
At one table, a large fat officer - Petrov, he has more than all papers. For two others - thin sorts and Ivanov. In the corner there is a wardrobe.
Girl comes. Here you also have urgent work - up to the thirty-first one must have time. Ensuits everyone else on a stack, - Petrov more than anyone.
Sidorov with a sinic smile appeals to Ivanovo: - How do you think Ivanov, we have time to do before the end of the month?
Ivanov: - Someone will have time, and someone is not, the cryment shows a physiognomy on Petrov.
Sidorov: - Yes, Ah, someone will remain without a premium, also with a laugh showing on Petrov.
Petrov is further bent over the papers, and writes hard.
Comes the boss. Everyone diligently depicts work.
Head: - Well, so slowly work. Did not hear the last director's instructions, who will not have time to wipe.
- Well, okay, let's take a break yet. Something we threaten mud, you need to take a bit. Tomorrow the director will bypass all the departments, and you have a mess here. Paul sweep, rubbing and dust wipe. Goes away.
All reluctantly get up and go to the inventory. Brings two brooms, bucket, rags. Begin to depict cleaning, reluctantly wearing brooms in different directions.
Ivanov: And what are Sidorov, let's play hockey.
- What is it like?
Ivanov: - Here are the clubs (shows for brooms), but the washer - pulls out the document from some reason and turns into com. Petrov - And you take a scoop, get up on the door at the door.
Petrov reluctantly gets on the gate and the game begins. Ivanov with Sidorovy's praying head chase with brooms a paper ball, and Petrov with a scoop stands on the gate. The game went.
It takes time, the door opens - the boss comes. Hair stands end, sweat to rip off, shirts got out of the pants, workers quietly carefully remove a paper ball in a scoop to Petrov.
The boss looks - nothing can understand. He does not like the situation and he says:
"So, enough sweeping, it's better to disassemble in the closet, I will check it out - it goes away.
Everyone throws brooms and sit near the cabinet.
Sidorov, looking at the closet: - If the enemies were attacked on us, I could hide in this closet, but Petrov is not.
Ivanov: - No, in this wardrobe Petrov will also fit.
- No, it does not fit.
- Ware!
- Sporimate!
- on beer!
- go! Petrov, get into the closet!
Petrov: - Yes, I can't get crazy.
Ivanov: - Well, you are Petrov, it is important. For us with you, this is a matter of honor, and besides, I will share with you beer.
Petrov reluctantly climbs into the closet, barely, barely squeezed. Ivanov and Sidorov pushed him, the doors press, and they eventually close.
Ivanov joyfully: - Well, Sidorov, got it!
Petrov: - Well, all, enough, open, there is nothing to breathe here.
Enters the boss. Looking a room - where is Petrov?
Ivanov: - He is cleaned in the cabinet.
Head: - How in the closet? Suitable.
- Petrov, you're there.
- Yes Ivan, Ivanovich.
Head, referring to the rest: - How did he get there?
Ivanov: He was cleaned there, and the doors slammed!
Head: - Well, you quickly open.
Sidorov: - Yes, and who has keys.
Petrov from the cabinet: - They are with me.
Head: Idiots, go to the commandant, take a duplicate.
Ivanov runs away, resorts from keys. Open the closet, dusty Petrov falls there.
Head: - Stupils, you can not charge anything. All wipe dust and do not touch anything anymore. Goes away.
All take rags and start wipe.
Sidorov: -And the lamp you need to wipe?
Ivanov: - You can't get it anyway.
Sidorov: - I'm not going?
Accelerated, jumps, and touches a rag to a lamp hanging from the ceiling.
Sidorov: - I got it, but I will not get a Petrov for nothing!
Ivanov: - Petrov will also get. Yes Petrov! tell him.
Petrov is silent.
- Well, you who Petrov, show him!
Petrov: - I will not jump!
Ivanov: - Petrov, well, sign. I will put your beer.
Petrov looks up. Found five steps. Smashed, jumps, does not get, lands, the crunch is heard, turns his leg, and with a cry drops to the floor.
Ivanov: - You are petrov, what's wrong with you?
Petrov is yelling even more.
Sidorov: - It is necessary to ambulance, probably something serious with him!
The boss runs on the cry: - What happened to you?
- Yes, Petrov rubbed dust - stumbled, and broke his leg.
- How, just so in the same place?
Petrov is still stronger.
Time passes….
Parts are included with stretcher, and ship Petrov.
The head leaving the sanitation: - Idiots, so that they wouldn't touch anything else!
Time passes….
The gloomy boss comes.
- So, Petrova has a fracture, he is in the hospital and most likely for a long time. His work will do you, if you do not have time, no award.
Already moving turns around: - Yes, by the way, he is expensive, as in injury at the production of two hundred thousand.
- Well, they froze idiots, do not stand, let's work!
Scenario for mini - performance
Talk about proper nutrition
In Seine, four teenagers are talking about food.
- A small boy, with a pack of chips.
- Slender girl, fashionable dressed.
- Boy dressed in a fat man
- Ordinary girl, well dressed, tidy.
We are friends together
We live remarkably.
In the morning we go to Larök,
We buy chips, cola,
And then on the lesson,
In your favorite school.
Oh, how much pleasure we get,
When you eat your yummy!
Someone goes to dinner in the dining room ...
And I think: - Why?
You can eat noodles cheap.
We are a girlfriend together
Also we have fun.
We are so fashionable
We have slim figures!
Mom says what you need
Four times a day to eat.
And we lose weight all day.
Do not listen to your parents.
If food is very little,
The horrible fat will not hang on the sides!
Here is a dying! Here is a dying!
It is said that I am a gag!
Maybe it is ...
BUT..................
Anyway, I will eat!
I am omnivorous, insatiable,
I swallow everything in a row
All grab! I'm not ashamed!
I am very happy myself!
With the appetite Barmaley
Eat in the heat and eat in the frost!
Never wanted -
I am a huge vacuum cleaner !!!
Wait - ka guys
I will tell you, not joking,
What's food, this is all
May be very harmful!
- Excessive use of chewing reduces appetite, may cause a stomach disease.
- The use of soft energy drinks causes a calcium deficiency in the body, and the risk of bone fractures.
- If you eat hamburgers and chips, vitamin failure can develop, and this is the reason for low performance.
- Chipsi and Kiries contain a large number of fats, spices and salts, they provoke heavy diseases internal organs, cause obesity and increase pressure.
- Well, if you stop to eat at all, our body will not receive any vitamins. The human brain will dry, the digestive system will destroy itself. As a result - death.
The first three teenagers:
And what then is there?
Ordinary girl, well dressed, tidy:
Drink fruit and kefir,
Vegetables and cereals.
So there are diseases to win
And save your health!
To learn to everyone for five,
To remember everything
To perform the set
In school we need a nipper!
Boy dressed in a quench costume:
Tasty all eat we love
And eat at school
We are not at all kind,
And how it is necessary, in order!
Small boy, with pack of chips:
Borsch on the first eaten,
Porch just adore!
And cutlets and compote
So ask us in your mouth.
Slender girl, fashionable dressed:
If we do not eat,
We do not solve the task.
If not filed on time,
Our lesson will not be set.
Together:
Hot food
We are encouraged to knowledge.
To better do,
It is necessary to eat everything organized!
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Duration of the scene: 10 minutes; Number of actors: from 2 to 4.
Characters:
Leading
Cook
Peasant
Pig
And now on the scene to us
Guest will come out special
From everything I did, myself
He removes samples.
Every craft of it
Although a little elap of
Just as he can
It is unlikely who can.
Without lotions and spirits
It smells delicious very.
Hands clean ready
Wash from morning to night!
He knows how to distinguish
The third from the second.
Who he just guess
These are kids, …
Cook!
Because of the scenes leaves the cook.
I hope among you
Millezhkov no,
Those who for an hour
Do not shove the cutlet.
In such a dull look
Before the Skonchania Century!
And good appetite -
Consishes a man!
I am a sorcerer at the slab
In the cap is high.
To tasty dreams
Executed for a term
To "be enough" and "a little bit"
I did not say
And without any "I do not want"
Ate yes praised!
Here today and now
Miracle will be done -
Cook for you
Brand ...
Dish!
Inventory Submit here
Cooking!
Here is the table, but the stove.
What else?
The stove and table appear on the stage. The presenter stretches to the cook all the items in turn in the sequence in which he asks.
Skimmer,
Grater, mixer and knives
Different size.
The presenter stretches the chef a hefty knife.
So. Well, that's all, it seems.
The knife is not in moderation.
The cook cleans the knife under the score. The presenter stretches his smaller knife. The cook inspects it.
Need to be treated!
The lead sharpens the knife and gives the cook.
And also, Lapul,
To soar and cook,
I need…
The cook pause, giving the audience the opportunity to answer.
Pan!
The presenter gives the cook to the saucepan. The cook puts it on the stove. A peasant pushing the box, with a magnificent vicious barn, appears on the scene.
Peasant
Get!
Peasant
Fresh food:
Meat, eggs, milk,
Vegetables and fruits!
From the village he himself brought
To give you personally!
The list was still coconut.
Peasant
Sorry, but no in cash.
We have a batch for them
Eternal in the garden -
Under winter SALED more than once
So no, do not shoot!
Fall them boiling water
And keep in the greenhouse -
As on the shore
Will spike!
Without coconut my recipe
It dies simply!
But there is no coconut,
So, without coconut.
Cook opens box.
First thing i'm carrots
Finely sash.
Peasant (boastful)
ABOUT! Carrots - My love!
Variety "Klondike"! Such
You will not find anywhere ...
The cook pulls carrots for the tops and pulls the carrot stub.
What is this joke?
Prepare me from it
Dish? No, twins!
Okay, there are no carrots,
Will be without carrot!
Where is the meat for the kitlet?
A meat grinder appears on the scene. The chef looks into the box. Him meets a pork figure. Satisfied grunts and chasing is heard.
Cook (indignantly)
What is that?
Peasant
So pork! First grade!
Fresh very!
(Pig)
Oh, you, gold and mine!
Nicely as scratching!
So much meat me
No need for the kitlet!
Peasant
So cut off you
With before Ile with I want!
The cook pulls the biggest knife and carefully approaching the box. Pig popping up and with a scree run away. The cook rushes afterwards. They overturn the meat grinder, plate, table and saucepan and rudely run back and forth along the scene. Finally, the cook falls and drops the knife. Pig hiding behind the scene.
Cook (hard breathe)
I ran away, and hello!
Peasant
What to take - a cattle!
Cook (with a sigh)
Okay, there are no pork,
Will without pork!
The cook and the peasant look into the box.
Peasant
There is nothing to get the screen!
Cook (indignantly)
Yes your "meat"
I eaten the cleaner
All my supplies!
Because of the pig coming out and grunts loudly.
Once it does not want to know
That the product is powered by
Take it on
Revolution!
The peasant takes a pig and leaves. The cook brings the order on stage - puts the slab and the table to the previous place.
Cook (crushed)
Put a pig
Yes, on stage!
How now my breeding
Spectators will appreciate?
Don't gross, I have
There are flour, jam,
Sugar, oil ...
The presenter transmits the cooks to the cook.
Cook (joyful)
So, I.
I will oven ...
The cook pause, giving the audience the opportunity to answer.
Cookies!
The cook pulls out a bowl and begins to put food into it.
Eggs with sugar swakes
Mixer. Ready!
The cook pulls the mixer and buzzing leads them in a bowl. Then puts the following ingredients.
Oil, soda, salt put
And prevent again.
The cook cleans the mixer.
And now the flour is black!
The presenter takes a pack and wants to fall asleep it in a bowl. Cook stops him.
Who is so hurrying something!
We ask all her
Through it ...
The cook gets sieve because of the screen and takes a pause, giving the audience the opportunity to answer.
Sieve!
So she's not in lumps,
Is it necessary?
Should be flour
Light and air.
We are shaking, shaking, shaking ...
Ladno! Wonderful!
And now we mix everything
And ready ...
The cook pause, giving the audience the opportunity to answer.
Dough!
Dough roll over time
Special stick.
This stick cook
Call ...
The cook pause, giving the audience the opportunity to answer.
Rolling!
The cook rides on the table, the rolling table, and then takes the glass and pretends that it cuts the circles.
I cut the mug. Well,
How does it go?
And now for five minutes
Position in ...
The cook pause, giving the audience the opportunity to answer.
Oven!
The cook puts the baw in the oven and immediately pulls the real plate with the cookies.
Help, guys!
The presenter takes a plate, tries himself and distributes cookies to the audience.
Delicious cookies!
It all you from me
Not for entertainment!
Babies - those who eat - grow.
Cheeks - in! Blush!
Can be put at least powder
Books in their school satellite.
And who eats too little
That, believe me, brothers,
Do not master knowledge weight -
Can go to go.
Eat - Strong Strong
And face beautiful!
What can we say everything
Cook?
The presenter pauses, giving the audience the opportunity to answer.
Thank you!
The cook leaves the scene. The presenter and viewers are applauding.
