Cool corporate party on March 8. The scenario of the corporate party "March 8 in the fairy-tale kingdom" in verse, competitions and musical accompaniment to them. Video: funny corporate fairy tale

Two presenters enter the hall.

Presenter 1:
good evening ladies and those who keep them company!

Presenter 2:
Good evening! So March 8 has come, the soul requires something fun, special and interesting!

Presenter 1:
I want fairy tales! Or rather, to make the fairy tale come true! If only for an hour to live like fairy-tale heroines. For example, (in a dreamy voice) like Snow White. It's like a woman got lucky - 7 men!

Snow White enters the room.

Presenter 2:
Ouch! Here are miracles!

Snow White:
You girls don't even know what you're dreaming about! Don't you know that all men are their own?! And then just imagine - as many as seven pieces! And everyone has impeachment in their pants.

Presenter 1:
How? Everyone has? I thought there were no failures in fairy tales.

Snow White:
How it happens! Nothing human is alien to them. And all this is their trips to the left, worn out tools. In a word, its!

Presenter 2(dreamily):
But at one time everything was good...

Snow White:
Yeah, wash, iron, feed seven, give 7 pairs of socks for February 23, which then collect them all over the hut. This buzz is already up to the light bulb. So, girls, do not dream about any fabulous garbage. It’s better to look at something for yourself on the spot (looks at the hall and turns to someone) will you be the eighth? How about impeachment? Good? Take something...

Presenter 1 does something with her hands. The noise of the wind sounds, Snow White imitates the movement that she is blown away by the wind and she “flies” out of the hall under it.

Presenter 2:
What's a hurricane?

Presenter 1:
Yes, it's a necessary measure. And then she already laid her eyes on ours. We ourselves need them. With and without impeachment.

Presenter 2:
Better without it.

Presenter 1:
Who argue.

Presenter 2:
Something mood completely after the fabulous beastliness deteriorated.

Presenter 1:
An all-time effective medicine for women is a new thing.

Presenter 2:
What's in trend right now?

Presenter 1:
Now we'll find out.

4-5 men are called. They first take out twisted pieces of paper from the bag (cap). One will get a piece of paper with the inscription "leading fashion show", the rest "model". Then the models are blindfolded, a pile of clothes is poured out in front of them (details can be from different clothes: men's, women's, work, weekend, wedding, etc.). They must pick up their clothes by touch. Then the bandages are removed. The clothes obtained will make up their new costume. They go behind the screen (or even leave the hall). Where they put on the extracted details of clothing, trying to create some kind of image. Along with them is also the "leading fashion show", since he should consider the outfits, because he will present them to the public, pointing to strengths clothes. While the men are busy changing clothes (by the way, new clothes can be put on both on their own clothes and directly on the body - this is a question of the relaxedness of the players), the presenters entertain the audience. You can guess riddles for small prizes, whoever guesses it gets a small prize. Then the leading fashion show enters the hall (from behind a screen) and opens the fashion show. The first model comes out, the presenter advertises the outfit. Then comes the second model, the third, the fourth.

Presenter 1:
Personally, for myself, I have already decided what I will take.

Presenter 2:
I also looked.

Presenter 1(addressing the audience):
We accept orders up to a ton!

All women present at the solemn table are given leaves. Men of the model line up, they count on "first, second ...". Women in the leaves should put one number corresponding to the outfit that they like best. Then the hosts collect the leaves, count the votes, the winner is given the right to invite to the dance (kiss any girl present in the hall 50-100 times).

Presenter 1:
It got a little more fun.

Presenter 2:
Yes, something else is missing, either a drink, or a snack, or something else.

Presenter 1:
You can always drink!

Raising glasses.

Presenter 2:
I'll sleep right now.

Presenter 1:
Why, at such a solemn moment, engage in amateur performances, let's leave it to professionals.

3-4 men are called. Again they pull papers from the bag (cap). Only there is written one verse and a chorus of some song about women, for example, “Oh, what a woman,” etc. A song congratulation is organized, it turns on musical accompaniment and the men must sing the songs they have inherited.

Presenter 1:
And life is getting better!

Presenter 2:
Yes! Feel the arrival of spring! Girls, it's good.

Presenter 1:
Yes, just work on the stronger floor, oh, how long you have to work. Completely raw material. They don't appreciate us.

Presenter 2:
That's right, they love themselves. Sympathy is not expected.

A parrot "flies" into the hall (a homegrown artist playing the role of a parrot). The parrot stops, in the hands of a hoop.

Presenter 1:
What is this guest?

Presenter 2:
The people call the butt-fool.

Parrot:
Not a fool, but a complete idiot.

Presenter 1:
What's wrong?

Parrot:
Because all my life I have been suffering for women! No, in order to suffer in silence, so I, go, suffer aloud! Have you heard of a fish being called a fool? That's right, because a smart infection is always silent, even fry it, even salt, that's all. And my mouth does not close, and it cuts the truth of the uterus when no one orders it. In how many families he lived, do not count. I remember living in mansions. The house, as they say, is a full bowl, even an overflowing bowl - a man has a Mercedes, a woman has a mink, I have chocolate-covered almonds. Live and be happy. So no, zasverbelo in one place. A couple of businessmen came to visit them. Nice couple, she in a sable coat and he in Trussardi shorts. And as I scream while you went to visit your mother in your mink, this one in sable did somersaults with yours in front of my nose. What started here! They pushed this sable up to my tonsils. The owner with a knife broke through to me, shouting that I would go to the soup. Didn't go, flew to the devil's grandmother. So I fly from one to another and everywhere I suffer and will suffer! Because my heart aches for the fair sex. And what should they do if everything around is their own?! Comrades! Women don't get an orgasm! Love women! Wear them on your hands! Give flowers! Dedicate poetry! And I will not be silent! Everything! He left to do his duty.

Presenter 1:
The bird even understands how hard it is for our sister in this world.

Presenter 2:
Yes, compensation is inevitable.

The hosts choose 3-4 men. Take them out of the hall or behind the screen. Then 3-4 women are called. They must search them to the music (behind a screen or outside the hall, men hide banknotes in their clothes). The denomination may be different, but the number of each is the same. For example, ten bills. For a certain time (for example, a song), women are looking for stash, what they find is left to them (natural money).

Here, if desired, it is possible to arrange so that all women have the opportunity to materially rise. If there are not enough men for everyone, then they will have to make stash in the second round.

Presenter 1:
Who is the first to kiss?

Presenter 2:
Not! Will not work! Let's choose the best one!

Women are asked to clap, whistle and otherwise vote for a candidate who is worthy of kissing them. Leading call the name - women vote. The selected candidate is taken to the middle of the hall. So far, three girls are invited, who sit down on chairs placed in a row. But it's not so simple. The kisser's eyes are closed and they are still untwisted. At this time, the places of girls are occupied by men. Intriguing music, kisses...

Presenter 1:
Oops, there was a mistake! We'll fix it now.

The men leave their seats and the girls take them back. The kisser is brought up to them, they give him the opportunity to touch his hands to make sure that the ladies are genuine. You can joke again, replacing only one girl with a man. Ultimately, the kisser is honored to give gifts to women where he can kiss them with 100% certainty.

Congratulations on March 8 in verse - we present you a selection of playful miniatures in verse, with which you can congratulate your colleagues on International Women's Day in an original and creative way!

Playful miniatures in verse and funny scenes- this is perhaps the most the best way for any corporate event. Thanks to a win-win combination of euphony and rhythm of poetic congratulations and light humor, such performances are guaranteed to cheer up everyone present.

And, of course, knowing the weakness of the fair sex for lyrics, we can say with confidence that your colleagues will be very pleased to receive congratulations on March 8 in verse.

Congratulations on March 8 in verse: general points

Organizing a corporate party on your own or participating in skits with congratulations is not an easy task. Its successful implementation requires a responsible approach and preparation.

However, if your team is close-knit and there are enough creatively gifted and enthusiastic people in it, then it's time to roll up your sleeves and start preparing your congratulations on March 8 in verse.

The person responsible for organizing a corporate party should first of all think over and draw up an entertainment program for a festive evening for colleagues.

When compiling an entertainment program, you need to take into account the characteristics of the team - its large number, the scope of your company, the personal interests and hobbies of your colleagues, the cohesion of the team and the specifics of relationships within it.

If the corporate party takes the form of a festive feast, do not forget to give time to those present at the table to chat with each other. Especially if we have a small team, up to 15 people. In this case, your colleagues will mostly be more interested in informal communication than staged jokes and performances.

However, do not forget that entertainment must be, because the action plan is Organizing time, around which the whole corporate is built.

Congratulations on March 8 in verse, playful miniatures and a competent entertainer are the key to the success of any corporate party. All this brings variety to your feast, creates a festive mood and allows all those present to feel ownership of the festive event.

Comic congratulations from Italians on March 8

An Italian and an interpreter come out. Bodyguards are standing nearby. It was in different collections "How to entertain guests"
I-ts: Signora la signorita, un momento!
Translation: Dear women!
I-ts: Alcohol, alcohol, vinetto, amoretto-snack, cigarette!
Translation: Please fill your glasses.
I-ts: Dear signorino! Amore swearing.
Translator: From the bottom of our hearts we congratulate you….
I-ts: Divchino - babetto - starushento, ofigento internationale!
Translation: Happy International Women's Day!
I-ts: Hotento wish to copy the ruble-dollarite banko progorento.
Translation: I would like to wish you material well-being.
I-ts: Gastritis, sinusitis, hemorrhoids, snotty chronicle is not curable.
Translation: Good health to you.
I-ts: Bambino, Pinocchio, Chipollino, kinder for a surprise rodito.
Translation: Prosperity to your families.
I-ts: Marinado, cabbage, herring for a fur coat uno instantly eat.
Translation: Let your house be a full bowl.
I-ts: Dreamer - foolishly perform presto.
Translation: May all your dreams come true.
I-ts: Muzhichito la Stallone ofigento rich, immoral un frightened.
Translation: Rich handsome husband ...
I-ts: Tepee, garage, barn under the fence.
Transl.: Three-storey country villa…
I-ts: Dirty puddle-knee-deep crawl.
Translation: With a transparent blue pool ...
I-ts: Kobylito, Zaporozhye, mopedo-lisapedo la garage.
Transl.: Chic Mercedes in the garage ...
I-ts: Felicita stay forever!
Translation: Be happy!
Italian: Rousseau tourist, in the form of a plowshare.
Transl.: Your colleagues.

Sing together to the music "U for a moment"

Women are respected, we congratulate everyone,
Glasses of liquor to crianto.
Happiness is desired, grief is not seen.
I love women, I drink more vodka.

Lady, lady, lady, awesome.
Oh, amore congratulations,
Drinking and prizento.
Milo signorino, men are loved.
Celebrate holidays remarkably.
Orante songs, alcohol drunk,
Glasses are broken, I drink happiness drunker.
Chorus: Lady, lady, lady, un momento.
Lady, lady, lady, awesome.
Oh, amore congratulations,
Drinking and prizento.

song to the music "But we don't care." She lined up the men in a backbone and put on bunny ears for everyone.

On this festive day, we congratulate women
On behalf of all men, even if a little "oblique".
(stroke ears)
And from the heart, with the soul, with tenderness we wish
Huge love to all, happiness and unearthly blessings!
Chorus: We are all women's day - it's not too lazy to celebrate,
May it last for a whole year!
Let the flute in the heart, let the lilac in the souls
Each of you is flowing and blooming.
On this spring holiday, we are ready for all women
On the hands of the day to wear, only the plaster does not give.
(stroking plastered hands)
And so we'll drink again and again
(all but one take out glasses)
After all, everyone will find the strength to raise a glass!
(repeat chorus, during which the contents of the bottle are poured and drunk with a cry: "For women")

Congratulations on March 8 in verse "Different women walk around the world"

This congratulation in verse from March 8 is best suited for small team and for a festive feast. Previously, representatives of the strong half of the team prepare a festive table and gifts for the culprits of the holiday. You should also divide the poem into equal passages in advance and play it between the congratulating men.

The first to open the corporate party is the head (director), who congratulates the women on the holiday and informs them that the men have prepared a collective lyrical gift for the dear ladies.

Various Women walk around the world.
But they are all LADIES and we know it!
We divide them into fish and birds.
For bunnies and baby dolls. Donuts and matches.
Dragons and snakes. And thousands of pussies.
We will announce a more extensive list for you:
There is a woman "quietly" - you will not find it with us!
There is a Woman - at ease - I would like more!
There is a Woman - plasma, I myself have not seen them.
Woman - ice - these are the most of all kinds!
There are women - virgins and women - rams.
There are Women - "Where are you?" and Women - "here we are!"
Here is a woman - "Finnish". Here is a woman - "polka".
Here is a Woman - "figs - you!" and Woman - "how much?"
Two worlds, two poles: A woman is a hop,
And the Girl - "remember - I - carried - your - briefcase?"
Alluring Girl - "brigantine",
And the Woman - "where - you - staggered - cattle?"
There is a Woman - a "story". There is a Woman - a "line".
And just the end of everything - Woman - "point".

There are no two identical women in the world.
We have understood something in this subject.
Soft and supple Women are “dumplings”.
Chatting incessantly Woman - "Trotsky".
Always predictable Woman - "echo".
And at seventy a womanly woman - "Pieha".
Women - "women" - have a simple nature.
And Woman - "bullet" - as usual, a fool.
All the time fluctuates Woman - "sine".
And a woman has her pluses - a minus.
The Woman - "hearts" - a huge heart.
The soul on the latch - the Woman - "doors".
Beautiful on a Woman - "willow" earrings.
The Woman - "bedside tables" - wonderful legs.
Strong intuition Woman - "Globa".
Strong constitution Woman - "muffin".
Crimson lips - the Woman has a "vamp".
Arctic fox fur coats - for a Woman - "you - would."
In the arbors of conversation - the Woman - "iambus".
But the sweetness of victory - for a Woman - is a "stamp".

Women behave differently.
We have already seen everyone from them.
With the dawn, the Woman will raise us - "morning",
And in the evening - Woman - "Kama Sutra".
From snow, from rain, from hail will cover
Reliable Woman-roofing material.
Will deprive the mind at once Woman - "rum".
The Woman - "bromine" will put us in place.
Make crumbs for us Woman - "bun".
The puck is clicked by the Woman - "stick".
Warm to the bone Woman - "south".
Without a trace will absorb us Woman - "hatch".
Here is a Woman - a "candle" - burns with passion.
Erases diligently Woman - "eraser".
Here is the Woman - the "blouse" has faded somewhere.
And the Woman - "once", why did she change us?
What does a Woman need - "don't - go away - right?"
Where are Women sharpened - "skiing?"
How long will they incite us to deeds
Calling, greedy Women - "sponges?"

Stuck, as if in the jungle, in impassable words,
We praise all Women - good and different!
We note on behalf of all men:
You are all we need - forever and ever!
Namely: mother, wife, girlfriend,
Medicine, pillow, dream, Chomolungma,
An oasis in the desert and a raft in the ocean
Potatoes in a pot, mushrooms in a clearing,
Concerns about the private and thoughts about the eternal,
Chapel on the Red and stars on the Milky.
Ensigns and poets will tell you:
In winter and summer, all thoughts are about it.
Namely: great, though not easy,
Embrace the immense Woman - "space",
Unclench the tightly compressed Woman - "fig",
And win the Woman - "major - league",
Put a Woman in bed with you - a “book”,
Put all the money on the Woman - "chip",
And the highest happiness is to jump in the middle of the night
With care for the Woman - "tamagotchi".

Congratulations on March 8 song-alteration "Moments"

Don't think too low of women


And this is a true axiom.








Chorus: Oh, darlings, ready for you
Everything we men are capable of.
We wish you this day and hour,
To be loved by all and always.

Don't think too low of women
The day will come and you will probably understand
We can't live a day without them
And this is a true axiom.
Chorus: Oh, darlings, ready for you
Everything we men are capable of.
We wish you this day and hour,
To be loved by all and always.
You each have your own reason:
You evaluate men according to your criteria.
But for you, we will do anything,
And this is clear, without a doubt.
Chorus: Oh, darlings, ready for you
Everything we men are capable of.
We wish you this day and hour,
To be loved by all and always.
Don't think too low of women
The day will come and you will probably understand
We can't live a day without them
And this is a true axiom.
Chorus: Oh, darlings, ready for you
Everything we men are capable of.
We wish you this day and hour,
To be loved by all and always.
You each have your own reason:
You evaluate men according to your criteria.
But for you, we will do anything,
And this is clear, without a doubt.
Chorus: Oh, darlings, ready for you
Everything we men are capable of.
We wish you this day and hour,
To be loved by all and always.

Tale for March 8 about Vasilis script

1st narrator:
In Russia, once in the old days,
Once upon a time there lived a wise sovereign.
Strictly he ruled the country
And his own family.
There are three adult sons in the family
There is a reason for the excitement.
How peacefully will you live
When is it time to marry children?

2nd narrator:
The first son is the eldest Vasily,
Glorious heroic strength!
The middle son is dashing Stepan
Well, the youngest is Ivan.
Here one day, in the morning,
To the chambers of the king
Three sons came
And they bowed to the waist.

1st son:
How did you sleep, father?

2nd son:
And what dreams did you see?

Tsar:
Dear sons,
I have bad dreams.
To get rid of sadness,
I need to marry you all.
I will give everyone an arrow,
Try your luck.

1st son:
Opposite to go to the father,
It did not suit the young man.

All three sons:
We will fulfill your order
This moment and this hour.

3rd narrator:
And two arrows fell
To rich yards.
And the noblewoman with the merchant,
Picked up the arrows famously.
Well, the youngest son
It was a bad shooter.
And a green frog
Became a friend of the youngest.

Top three together:
just before the wedding
Listen to the king's decree.

Tsar:
So that by tomorrow morning
Everyone wove the carpet.

1st narrator:
And young Ivan went
From the disorder he is not himself.

Ivan:
In the morning, as I go to my father,
How will I show my eyes?
The frog will not weave a carpet,
Father will be angry.

2nd narrator:
That same night from the frog
Became a beautiful girl
Started to work hard
And finished soon.
The carpet was ready in the morning
Ivan went with him to the king.
Well, the king is already waiting
And accepts gifts.

Leaders change places.

The king [receiving gifts]:
The son of the eldest carpet
Let them take it to the barnyard.
Carpet of the middle son
Put it down for now
To my furthest rest,
To not see ahead.

3rd narrator:
Here comes the prince
Put the rug on the table
And the king, and the royal court
Brought me into amazement.
And then the father said:

Tsar:
Let them hang in the throne room.
And now, sons,
Let the wives bake bread.

1st narrator:
Ivanushka became sad,
He hung his head sadly.
After all, a frog, even scream,
Won't reach the oven.
But in the morning in the hut,
The scent was everywhere.
There was a pie on the table
Baked right on time.

2nd narrator:
Well, for breakfast in the morning
Three sons at the throne
Ready to offer bread.
Son of an older pie
The king sent over the threshold.
middle son pie
Couldn't take a bite.

Tsar:
Well, the younger one is great!

3rd narrator:
So said the king himself.

Tsar:
Not afraid to take the frog
You swamp frog
And now she to you
Will repay in full.
And life won't be hard
With Vasilisa the Wise,
And with a hardworking wife,
Kind, wise and beautiful
You will live for many years
You will not know bitter troubles.

3rd narrator:
We congratulate Ivan
Yes, we are finishing the story.
A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it.
Good fellows lesson.

1st narrator:
There are many fairy tales in the world
Loved by adults and children.
Listen to stories and read
The wisdom of fairy tales to comprehend.
But the fairy tale is gone
We will leave the fairy tale
And in our real world
We'll all get in.

Let's take a look around the room
And see what's in front of us
Vasilisa are sitting here!
Not just one, but a whole series.

2nd narrator:
Vasilisushek the Wise
Very kind, very wise
Even if you pass half the earth
They manage everything.
Vasilisa knows everything
Small children are cherished
They read stories to them
They sew, they cook, they clean.

3rd narrator:
They get up at the first dawn,
They just go to bed after midnight.
Guess who they are?

(Together)
These are grandmothers!

2nd narrator:
We wish them good health
For long years. We promise
To be a support in their life -
Vasilisushka relatives.
Congratulations on Women's Day
We send them an earthly bow.

General bow to the ground.

1st narrator:
Let's move our eyes again
And appear before us
coloring girls,
Just a miracle worker.
Gotta be here without delay.
Give them all their due.
Vasilisa the Beautiful
You can name each one.

2nd narrator:
Majestic and beautiful
All are kind and fair
Everyone is caring, smart,
We are an example in everything they are.

Together:
Guess who they are?
These are mothers.

3rd narrator:
We wish them good luck
Difficult to solve problems.
What life has given them
For them to do business.
Congratulations on Women's Day
We send a bow to them in the belt.

General bow.

1st narrator:
For the third time, take a look
Hall with so many faces.
And note - growing
Tribe of young Vasilis.
Guess who they are?

(Together):
That sisters are dear to us!

2nd narrator:
We bow down to them,
There is a reason for that -
They are very young
They are less than thirty years old.
Congratulations on Women's Day
We salute them from the bottom of our hearts.

[general bow]

Tsar:
For a long time you spoke
Yes, we forgot about time.
In a fairy tale, it's time for us,
In a fairy tale of peace and good.

Goodbye, leaving
Saying goodbye to you
I want to issue a decree
May it always be on the eighth of March
Countless times
People often say:
"Darling, we appreciate you."

And let these words
With the taste of affection and warmth,
Your heart is warmed
And rise on wings
Into a cloud of inspiration
People are all surprised.

So many more times
We repeated from the heart:
"Darling, we appreciate you"

There is a perceptible aroma of spring in the air, and the girls put on shorter skirts. So, March 8 is not far off. This is International Women's Day, on which men strive to give their chosen ones and employees happiness and a sea of ​​​​gifts.

Holding March 8 in a team: scenario

If the team is mixed and men and women work in it, then the representatives of the stronger sex should take over the organization of the festive corporate party. It's best if it's a surprise.

Instructions for the celebration:

• Get roses, their number should be equal to the number of workers. Tie short predictions to each stem with a satin ribbon. These are good lines. For example, you will find an improvement in your financial situation in the near future, or you will meet your soul mate (if the women are unmarried)
• Find out the dates of women's births and prepare a desk calendar. Each month is a symbol of the woman who was born in it. You can order such a calendar in the printing house and hand it to each employee
• Prepare some fun contests. They can be accompanied by a cheerful melody
• Prepare a small buffet with snacks and low-alcohol drinks
• Give gifts to ladies

Of course, no celebration is complete without fun competitions. On this day, they should be purely feminine. That is, about cosmetics, diets and body care.

Variants of women's competitions at the celebration of March 8

• Women's logic. This is a fun quiz game where women are asked questions. The sentence contains an extra word that is not related to the rest in meaning. The participant must identify an extra item. For example, cotton, polyester and linen. Extra - polyester, as it is an artificial material. Or, henna, supra and basma. The extra word supra is chemical composition, made in the laboratory, henna and basma - natural dyes
• Makeup. For this competition, decorative cosmetics are laid out on the table. The facilitator asks questions describing each tool. The task of the woman is to quickly find the hidden object. For example, move your eyes (eyeliner), do a manicure (lacquer)
• Vase. A fun competition for men and women. Teams are divided into heterosexual pairs. Women armpit pinched plastic bottles, and men without the help of hands should insert a flower there

Holding March 8 in the women's team: scenario

If the team is female, do not be upset. In this case, the ladies themselves will have to deal with the preparation of the holiday program. It is best to choose a leader and presenter.

• Leading: "We invite our beloved boss (name and patronymic) to the stage." The head calls the women and gives them gifts and a bouquet of flowers. If the team is small, and the relationship between colleagues is warm and friendly, you can distribute medals for various achievements. For example, "the longest legs", "golden hands".
• When all the gifts have been distributed, the women sit down at the tables. You can have a drink with quiet music. After that, it's time for the competition.
• After the competitions, the head of the department, the general manager, is called to the stage. 2-3 people are enough, it does not have to be men. The leaders say beautiful toasts. They need to be prepared in advance. The heroes of the occasion drink champagne.
• presenter: "Let's determine who their employees are the best hostess." Participants need to complete some task. For example, prepare a salad, put a drunken husband to bed, make up his lips with his left hand.
• Women drink champagne and eat. Nice music sounds.
• presenter: “Let's invite all women to the stage. It is necessary to prepare two baskets with inscriptions in advance for the competition. In the first container we put leaflets with inscriptions: chicken, car, child, phone. In the second basket there will be inscriptions with the following text: I will cook the soup, I will go to work, I will take it to the kindergarten. Those with the same answers win prizes.
• The women are resting again. Can you dance a little
• presenter: "It's time to face off against those who are hard to find mutual language» All participants are divided into several teams. Skittles are arranged in a wave in the hall. Teams are blindfolded. Participants must pass the obstacles with their eyes closed and not hit the pins.
• The holiday ends with a disco.

Funny scenario for March 8

Day through the eyes of a woman:

• I woke up, there were flowers and a note on the table, do not go into the kitchen.
• My husband made the pancakes himself. Then he surprised me. He put the VIP card in the envelope. I happily went shopping. Tired of horror, spent 5 hours in fitting rooms.
• I came home, he cooked vegetables with meat and dessert. Gave me a night of love.
• What a great guy, he tried.

Day through the eyes of a man:

• Woke up early in the morning, bought flowers. I thought they were selling very expensive on the 7th, but that was just the beginning.
• Made pancakes. A lot of smoke was pouring, I swore not to go into the kitchen again. Brought my wife breakfast in bed.
• I transferred 20 bucks to the card, only confused it with my own. Instead of 20 bucks on the card, there was a salary for six months. He sent me shopping and told me not to deny myself anything. After 20 SMS, I blocked the card, because I thought I would get a heart attack from spending.
• In the evening I was going to a restaurant. After 20 SMS, I realized that there was not enough money for dinner. I called the nearest cafe and ordered some trembling garbage and a vegetable mess for 20 bucks (the ones that were left on the card, which I had to give to my wife).
• My wife came satisfied, had dinner, praised me (I cooked this). He asked if she had a headache or something. Nothing hurt, unfortunately. I fell off my feet. But I had to fulfill my marital duty until 4 in the morning.
• She rode off to work in the morning, satisfied. I called the boss and asked for a day off, he gave without question. It must have been a tough day too. I won't survive the next March 8th.

After the skit, you can hold several competitions and do not forget about prizes and flowers.

Corporate party script for March 8 in a team of employees

The holiday begins with a speech by the leadership. Leaders give ladies flowers and gifts. Next, the boss makes a toast.

Toast

Eastern wisdom says:

• “If you want to know the strength of steel, rub it on a donkey;
• if you want to know the strength of the horse - load it;
• if you want to know the mind of a man - listen to his speeches;
• you want to comprehend the heart of a woman -
• you'll never get it!"
• Women drink, music plays.

Fairy tale

• Sea– Do not worry!
• Seine- I work here alone.
• Fisherman- The first guy in the village.
• Rybka- I will fulfill any three wishes!
• Young woman- All women are like women, and I am a Goddess!
• Trough Samsung is resting.
• Grass- And I dream of grass, grass near the house!
• Flat- Come in - do not be afraid, go out - do not cry.

It is necessary that when an actor is mentioned, he utters his own words.

Fairy tale script:

A fisherman lived by the sea. Every day he came to the blue sea to go fishing. He threw the seine into the sea and pulled out only grass. Again the fisherman threw a blue seine into the sea. And again in the seine only grass. The third time the fisherman was lucky, and in the net, along with the grass, was the Golden Fish. The fish turned into a beautiful girl. A fisherman married a girl, and they repaired the trough that washed them. We bought an apartment where it was always satisfying and comfortable. And they lived in their apartment, making good money. That's the end of the tale, and whoever listened can go for a smoke break.

After a smoke break, employees gather and drink. Contest times:

• Cinderella. Women take off their shoes and put them in a box. The task of the men is to find the owners of the shoes. Whoever does this will win
• Body parts. A fun contest, for which you need to print letters on A4 sheets. The task of the participants is to keep the letter on the part of the body from which it begins. Whoever holds the most cards wins a prize.
• Rolls. Rolls or apples are hung from the ceiling. The task of each couple is to eat pastries without the help of hands as soon as possible.

Scenario and contests for the celebration of March 8 for youth

A leader is needed for the celebration. You can beat everything in a fairy-tale theme. For example, a leader with a leader - Goblin And baba yaga. The holiday begins with the words:

Goblin: “It smells of spring in the air, it's time to get up, something I overslept. I'll go and look for my girlfriend - Baba Yaga. Returns with the heroine. They come back and congratulate everyone on the holiday. Announce fun contests:

• Forehead. The essence of the competition is the need to hold the apple in the forehead area. That is, the fetus must be held by the foreheads of the participants. Whoever holds the apple the longest wins.
• Songs. For this competition, participants are divided into two teams. It is necessary to sing a couple of lines from a song about spring. Whoever runs out of lines sooner loses
• Fanta. Old and familiar competition. You need to prepare a box or a hat. Put leaves with desires in it. For example, sing a song, crow, talk in the voice of a parrot
• Pump. 2 participants are selected for the competition. It is necessary to put pumps on the chairs and inflate the balls by pressing the booty on the pump. Whoever does it the fastest wins

Organize a sweet table if it is schoolchildren or a buffet for students. Be sure to end the holiday with dancing.

Corporate by March 8 is an opportunity to get to know colleagues better and build relationships. In addition, you are guaranteed a good mood and fun.

VIDEO: Corporate party script for March 8

The script for the corporate party on March 8 with competitions for a fun feast is designed specifically for a small (up to 40 people) team. The script is also focused specifically on the feast.

Thus, if your task is to organize a fun feast with informal communication between colleagues, contests, congratulations on March 8 and several dance breaks, then this scenario is what you need.

Note that to organize such a fun feast on March 8, you will need a minimum of preparations (except for the table itself). All you need to take care of is the prizes for the winners of the contests on March 8th. Prizes can be any useful or memorable souvenirs of your choice.

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• VIDEO: Corporate party script for March 8

There is a perceptible aroma of spring in the air, and the girls put on shorter skirts. So, March 8 is not far off. This is International Women's Day, on which men strive to give their chosen ones and employees happiness and a sea of ​​​​gifts.

If the team is mixed and men and women work in it, then the representatives of the stronger sex should take over the organization of the festive corporate party. It's best if it's a surprise.

Instructions for the celebration:

• Get roses, their number should be equal to the number of workers. Tie short predictions to each stem with a satin ribbon. These are good lines. For example, you will find an improvement in your financial situation in the near future, or you will meet your soul mate (if the women are unmarried)
• Find out the dates of women's births and prepare a desk calendar. Each month is a symbol of the woman who was born in it. You can order such a calendar in the printing house and hand it to each employee
• Prepare some fun contests. They can be accompanied by a cheerful melody
• Prepare a small buffet with snacks and low-alcohol drinks
• Give gifts to ladies

Of course, no celebration is complete without fun competitions. On this day, they should be purely feminine. That is, about cosmetics, diets and body care.

• Women's logic. This is a fun quiz game where women are asked questions. The sentence contains an extra word that is not related to the rest in meaning. The participant must identify an extra item. For example, cotton, polyester and linen. Extra - polyester, as it is an artificial material. Or, henna, supra and basma. The extra word supra is a chemical composition made in a laboratory, henna and basma are natural dyes
• Makeup. For this competition, decorative cosmetics are laid out on the table. The facilitator asks questions describing each tool. The task of the woman is to quickly find the hidden object. For example, move your eyes (eyeliner), do a manicure (lacquer)
• Vase. A fun competition for men and women. Teams are divided into heterosexual pairs. Women clamp plastic bottles under their armpits, and men without the help of hands must insert a flower there.

If the team is female, do not be upset. In this case, the ladies themselves will have to deal with the preparation of the holiday program. It is best to choose a leader and presenter.

• Presenters: "We invite our beloved boss (name and patronymic) to the stage." The head calls the women and gives them gifts and a bouquet of flowers. If the team is small, and the relationship between colleagues is warm and friendly, you can distribute medals for various achievements. For example, "the longest legs", "golden hands".
• When all the gifts have been distributed, the women sit down at the tables. You can have a drink with quiet music. After that, it's time for the competition.
• After the competitions, the head of the department, the general manager, is called to the stage. 2-3 people are enough, it does not have to be men. The leaders say beautiful toasts. They need to be prepared in advance. The heroes of the occasion drink champagne.
• Presenter: "Let's determine who their employees are the best hostess." Participants need to complete some task. For example, prepare a salad, put a drunken husband to bed, make up his lips with his left hand.
• Women drink champagne and eat. Nice music sounds.
• Presenter: “Let's invite all the women to the stage. It is necessary to prepare two baskets with inscriptions in advance for the competition. In the first container we put leaflets with inscriptions: chicken, car, child, phone. In the second basket there will be inscriptions with the following text: I will cook the soup, I will go to work, I will take it to the kindergarten. Those with the same answers win prizes.
• The women are resting again. Can you dance a little
• Presenter: “The time has come to face off with those with whom it is difficult to find a common language.” All participants are divided into several teams. Skittles are arranged in a wave in the hall. Teams are blindfolded. Participants must pass the obstacles with their eyes closed and not hit the pins.
• The holiday ends with a disco.

Day through the eyes of a woman:

• I woke up, there were flowers and a note on the table, do not go into the kitchen.
• My husband made the pancakes himself. Then he surprised me. He put the VIP card in the envelope. I happily went shopping. Tired of horror, spent 5 hours in fitting rooms.
• I came home, he cooked vegetables with meat and dessert. Gave me a night of love.
• What a great guy, he tried.

Day through the eyes of a man:

• Woke up early in the morning, bought flowers. I thought they were selling very expensive on the 7th, but that was just the beginning.
• Made pancakes. A lot of smoke was pouring, I swore not to go into the kitchen again. Brought my wife breakfast in bed.
• I transferred 20 bucks to the card, only confused it with my own. Instead of 20 bucks on the card, there was a salary for six months. He sent me shopping and told me not to deny myself anything. After 20 SMS, I blocked the card, because I thought I would get a heart attack from spending.
• In the evening I was going to a restaurant. After 20 SMS, I realized that there was not enough money for dinner. I called the nearest cafe and ordered some trembling garbage and a vegetable mess for 20 bucks (the ones that were left on the card, which I had to give to my wife).
• My wife came satisfied, had dinner, praised me (I cooked this). He asked if she had a headache or something. Nothing hurt, unfortunately. I fell off my feet. But I had to fulfill my marital duty until 4 in the morning.
• She rode off to work in the morning, satisfied. I called the boss and asked for a day off, he gave without question. It must have been a tough day too. I won't survive the next March 8th.

After the skit, you can hold several competitions and do not forget about prizes and flowers.

The holiday begins with a speech by the leadership. Leaders give ladies flowers and gifts. Next, the boss makes a toast.

Eastern wisdom says:

• “If you want to know the strength of steel, rub it on a donkey;
• if you want to know the strength of the horse - load it;
• if you want to know the mind of a man - listen to his speeches;
• you want to comprehend the heart of a woman -
• you'll never get it!"
• Women drink, music plays.

• Sea - Don't worry!
• Seine - I work here alone.
• Fisherman - The first guy in the village.
• Rybka - I will fulfill any three wishes!
• Girl - All women are like women, and I am a Goddess!
• Trough - Samsung is resting.
• Grass - And I dream of grass, grass near the house!
• Apartment - Come in - do not be afraid, come out - do not cry.

It is necessary that when an actor is mentioned, he utters his own words.

Fairy tale script:

A fisherman lived by the sea. Every day he came to the blue sea to go fishing. He threw the seine into the sea and pulled out only grass. Again the fisherman threw a blue seine into the sea. And again in the seine only grass. The third time the fisherman was lucky, and in the net, along with the grass, was the Golden Fish. The fish turned into a beautiful girl. A fisherman married a girl, and they repaired the trough that washed them. We bought an apartment where it was always satisfying and comfortable. And they lived in their apartment, making good money. That's the end of the tale, and whoever listened can go for a smoke break.

After a smoke break, employees gather and drink. Contest times:

• Cinderella. Women take off their shoes and put them in a box. The task of the men is to find the owners of the shoes. Whoever does this will win
• Body parts. A fun contest, for which you need to print letters on A4 sheets. The task of the participants is to keep the letter on the part of the body from which it begins. Whoever holds the most cards wins a prize.
• Rolls. Rolls or apples are hung from the ceiling. The task of each couple is to eat pastries without the help of hands as soon as possible.

A leader is needed for the celebration. You can beat everything in a fairy-tale theme. For example, the host with the host is Leshy and Baba Yaga. The holiday begins with the words:

Goblin: “It smells of spring in the air, it's time to get up, something I overslept. I'll go and look for my girlfriend - Baba Yaga. Returns with the heroine. They come back and congratulate everyone on the holiday. Announce fun contests:

• Forehead.. That is, the fetus must be held by the foreheads of the participants. Whoever holds the apple the longest wins.
• Songs. For this competition, participants are divided into two teams. It is necessary to sing a couple of lines from a song about spring. Whoever runs out of lines sooner loses
• Fanta. Old and familiar competition. You need to prepare a box or a hat. Put leaves with desires in it. For example, sing a song, crow, talk in the voice of a parrot
• Pump. 2 participants are selected for the competition. It is necessary to put pumps on the chairs and inflate the balls by pressing the booty on the pump. Whoever does it the fastest wins

Organize a sweet table if it is schoolchildren or a buffet for students. Be sure to end the holiday with dancing.

Corporate by March 8 is an opportunity to get to know colleagues better and build relationships. In addition, you are guaranteed a good mood and fun.